Chicago's Dumbest Thief

[The Straight Story]

Posted: Wednesday, 26 March 2008 7:05AM

UPDATE: Chicago's Dumbest Thief

Bernie Tafoya, Associated Press Reporting
CHICAGO (WBBM) -- CHICAGO -- Chicago Police say no one could make this story up...

18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a gun around and demanded money, according to police.

When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least he thought it was brilliant.

He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him.

He left and the employees opted to call 911. Authorities stationed plain clothes officers in the shop and called the would-be robber back.

Zarate, showed up again, and waved his gun around again, but this time was shot in the leg by an officer.

He had surgery at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center and is said to have suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Zarate, of the 5100 block of West Schubert Avenue, was charged with three counts of attempted armed robbery and one count of aggravated assault to a police officer, the latter for allegedly pointing a gun at the officer, said the Cook County state’s attorney’s office.

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[againes654]

1. OMG

that is too funny!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I have a friend that is a state trooper in Chicago, I am going to call him tomorrow!!!!

[lpbk2713]

2. Sounds just like a freeper type.

Look for Ruben at the RNC convention this year ... if he gets parole.

:rofl: :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. OMG!!

Too funny.

[Esra Star]

4. Hey, why don't we all laugh at obviously simple people

and then if we can arrange for police to shoot them, twice the fun.
After that we will all rationalise it by saying that they were "bad guys".
Yeah, that's the ticket, where's the popcorn.

[Aristus]

5. Hey, he had a gun and was waving it around demanding money.

He got off easy.

This is not some young immigrant guy who opened his door on the wrong day to a bunch of antsy cops and got 44 slugs for his trouble. He was an attempted robber.

My guess is he won't try that again...