BREAKING: Condoleeza Rice Stuns With Resignation

[MadBadger]

12:32AM

Secretary of State Stuns with Resignation

By Stephen Labaton
Published, 12:32 AM

Washington--Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has resigned her post, effective next Monday. When asked to comment, the State Department Spokesperson said the Secretary was leaving for personal reasons..More to come soon




































































































































Oh, and April Fools!!

[lonestarnot]

1. Turd!

I thought for a moment beaver had decided to run with lumpy.

[CoffeeCat]

2. Double drat!!!!

I thought this was a birthday present...but NOOOOO...it had to be an April Fool's joke.

Do I cry or plot against you?

;)

[MidwestTransplant]

3. Dick!

[Bicoastal]

4. Saw it coming a mile away....

As long as it's not in LBN, you can probably keep it up.

[MiniMe]

5. Nice Try, I knew it was too good to be true

Condi wouldn't leave her hubby.

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. It is only 9:57 here

I'm living in yesterday when she wasn't even anybody.

BASTARD!!! YOU GOT ME AND MY BLIND OPTIMISM.


APRIL FOOL

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Oh, Sweet Bleedin' Jeesus on a Garage Creeper...

It's that time again. If anyone needs me, I am under my bed, herding the dust kitties.

[Fovea]

8. Yeah.

I hate this day.

[MadBadger]

9. I LOVE this day!

I cant wait to get my three posts back on GD-P!