I have seen so many fantastic nicknames for Bush and company-do you mind posting here?

[w8liftinglady]

I want to show my mom,and save for future reference..:) Thanks !

[lpbk2713]

1. Ummm ... you sure you want MOM to see this list?

My fave BTW is Shit-for-Brains. It's so appropriate.

[w8liftinglady]

28. lol..my mom is 70-I think she can handle it!

[lpbk2713]

55. .

:D .... I'm hoping your visit goes well.

:thumbsup: :hi: :thumbsup:

[LibDemAlways]

82. The chimp n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. el pretzeldente

[notadmblnd]

3. my favorite is pretzledent

but chimperor and chimpinfurer are second and 3rd.

BTW how are you? I read that you weren't feeling well.

[w8liftinglady]

9. I go to the cardiologist at 230...I'm scared shitless.

I guess that's why I posted this thread.Thanks for asking :)

[Warpy]

14. Don't be scared

Medicine's gotten pretty good at dealing with hearts because that's what kills most men.

There are worse parts of you to go wrong.

[trusty elf]

27. unpretzeldented?

[acmavm]

4. I love blivet (10 lbs of manure in a 5 lb sack). Also Chucklenuts,

Chimpy McSmirkster.

Oh forget it. I love 'em all.

[LeftishBrit]

5. I call him Mad King George

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. The Boy King

[MotorCityMan]

7. My favorite is simple; *

I first saw it used on DU after the 2000 election, as he didn't win the election; he had the Supreme Court hand it to him.

In future listings of US presidents, he'll have that * by his name, and a footnote.

[stellanoir]

8. I called him this in an e-mail in October of "00.

The most incurious George Dubious.

[Solly Mack]

10. I'm partial to Fucklehead these days

[w8liftinglady]

11. LOL!!

[Graybeard]

12. Dim Son, Mensa Man, Shrub (thank you Molly Ivins).

Too bad Mike Malloy is on vacation. He comes up with some great ones every night.

[Warpy]

13. I called him Spurious George after his appointment in 2000

Now that he has a 7 year track record, he's just Stupid.

[w8liftinglady]

15. Did you realize he has his own list of nicknames for others,too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_George_W._Bush

Self
Dubya, 43
The Decider, April 18, 2006

Family
Poppy, 41, Old Man - George H. W. Bush <3>
Bushie - Laura Bush (this is a mutual nickname) <4>

Foreign leaders
Dino (short for Dinosaur) - Jean Chrétien, Prime Minister of Canada <5>
Steve - Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada <6>
Pootie-Poot - Vladimir Putin, President of Russia <7><8>
Bandar Bush - Bandar bin Sultan, ambassador to the United States from Saudi Arabia <9>
Landslide - Tony Blair, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom <10><8>

Staff
Izzy, Altoid Boy* - Special Assistant Israel Hernandez (*for his role as provider of breath mints to the President on the campaign trail)<11><12>
Boy Genius, Turd Blossom - Senior Advisor Karl Rove<13><8>
Condi- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice <8>
The World's Greatest Hero (positive and negative) - Secretary of State Colin Powell <14>
Big O (current), Pablo (former) - Secretary of the Treasury Paul O'Neill <15>
Fredo, Speedy - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales<16><8>
Danny Boy, Dan the Man - Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Bartlett<17>
Ari-Bob - White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer <18>
High Prophet, Hurricane Karen - Karen Hughes, Special Advisor; Director of Communications under Texas Governor George W. Bush <19>
The Blade - Office of Management and Budget Director Mitch Daniels<20>
Big Country - Director of FEMA Joe Allbaugh<21>
Brownie - Director of FEMA Michael D. Brown<22>
Tree Man - Unnamed forest service official <23>
La Margarita - Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings <24>
Brother George - CIA Director George Tenet<25>
Tangent Man - Chief of Staff Andrew Card<26>
Sweet Jan - Justice Department liaison to White House Liaison Jan E. Williams Acosta
Tiny - Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage<27>

Politicians
Pablo - Paul Wellstone, Democratic Senator, Minnesota <28>
Big George - George Miller, Democratic Congressman, California <29>
Freddy Boy, Freddo - Fred Upton, Republican Congressman from Michigan <30> <25>
Congressman Kickass - John Sweeney, Republican Congressman, New York <31>
Speak - Dennis Hastert, Republican Congressman from Illinois and former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives <32>
Big O - Olympia Snowe, Republican Senator, Maine <25>
Nellie (former), Benney (former), Benator (current) - Ben Nelson, Democratic Senator, Nebraska <33> (Daily Show, 02/28/05)
Ellis - Chuck Schumer, Democratic Senator, New York<34>
Bama, Rock - Barack Obama, Democratic Senator, Illinois <35>
Quasimodo, Big Time - Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States of America <36> <25><8>
Corndog - John Cornyn, Republican Senator, Texas<25>
Maxie - Max Baucus, Democratic Senator, Montana<25>
Ali - Barbara Boxer, Democratic Senator, California <37>
Frazier - Diane Feinstein, Democratic Senator, California <38>
The Brettmeister - Brett M. Kavanaugh
Wonder girl - Hillary Clinton

Journalists
The Cobra - Maureen Dowd<39>
Stretch/Little Stretch - David Gregory, NBC <40><41><42>
Stretch - Dick Kyle, Bloomberg News <43>
Super Stretch - Bill Sammon, then of The Washington Times, now of The Washington Examiner <44>
The Commissioner - George Will<25>
(actual nickname claimed to be unprintable "in a family publication"<45>) - Dana Milbank of The Washington Post
Dulce - Candy Crowley, CNN<25>
Factor - Bill O'Reilly

Others
Kenny Boy - Kenneth Lay <46>
Taylorwoo - Liam Taylor
Weadie, Weadnik - author Doug Wead <47>
Andre Anselme - Dre

[stevedeshazer]

43. He carries around his favorite pillow, "Pilly"

[ellenfl]

16. little lord pissypants, dubya, king george eom

[w8liftinglady]

17. I don't know if you can read this...some great ones

[lonestarnot]

18. bushitler covers all the bases.

[TahitiNut]

19. C-czar Disgustsus, Commandant Codpiece, the Fecal Fuhrer of the Offal Orifice

:shrug:

[trusty elf]

30. How about Dubious Seizer?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. Der SchimpanseFuhrer

[w8liftinglady]

21. some more funny ones(rejected Ben and Jerry flavors)

Top Ten Nicknames For George W. Bush Or Rejected Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors


10. Liquored Shitkicker
9. Chunky Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey
8. Mullah Fudger
7. Heavenly Deficit Crunch
6. Shit-For-Brains
5. Social Security Surprise (costs $20/pint, container is mostly empty)
4. Broccoli Garcia
3. WMD Pistachio (pistachios rumored to be there per British intelligence)
2. Chock Full O' Guckert (8" cut)
1. Fucking Retard Waffle Crisp

[Occulus]

22. See my sig line

I prefer "I am this burned, hot stain" myself....

[w8liftinglady]

24. you are a true genius!

[trusty elf]

56. I love your anagrams!

You probably already know these GWB anagrams, but may not have ever seen them arranged as columns in a Greek temple! :crazy:

[Bigmack]

23. Dumbya nt

[npincus]

25. Mendacious Monkey, Less Than Hero, Barbara-Should've -Swallowed-It-Instead

[melody]

26. Chimpy McFlysuit, the Bubble Boy, Malloy's "Little Lord Pissypants"

I love the last one especially.

Good luck at the cardiologist. You've really had more than your share of health things over the last couple of years. Hopefully this will be the last of them. There are all manner of heart medications these days as a friend of mine just found out.

[mdmc]

78. Chimpy McFlysuit

:patriot:

[LeftHander]

29. Whistle Ass....

was popular a few years ago after a elderly woman called him that someplace...that made the news.

[Individualist]

31. Commandant Cuckoobananas

[SidDithers]

41. That's my fave...

:hi:

Sid

[fed-up]

32. f*ckface-what, only two recs so far??? great thread topic-kick/rec bookmarked nt

[sinkingfeeling]

33. C + Augustus

[trusty elf]

34. Zero

[trusty elf]

35. Ground Zero

:D

[trusty elf]

36. Beelzeshrub

[SpiralHawk]

37. "Wahhh. Stop picking on me. Whine." - Commander AWOL

[Rosemary2205]

38. Shrub, Bushco, Bushinc, fucking piece of dog lick are my favs

[trusty elf]

39. Teleshrubbie

[trusty elf]

40. Bush League Chimpion

[trusty elf]

42. The Sphincter

[trusty elf]

44. Foul Mental Jackass

[krispos42]

59. Fool mental jackass...

:-)

[trusty elf]

45. Felonious Monkey is not so bad.

:shrug:

[trusty elf]

46. One Dullard and No Sense

[trusty elf]

47. N. Ron Shrubbard

[trusty elf]

48. Chimpotent?

[trusty elf]

49. Cunt Dubyala

:crazy:

[trusty elf]

50. SpongeDub

[JHB]

51. Let's see...I've used His Squandership,...

...Chim-Chim,
His Chimperial Majesty,
Captain Rolodex,
Thief-in-Chief,
the Occupier of the Oval Office,
incoherent strings of expletives,
etc.

[damntexdem]

52. Oh, why gild the dung-lilly?

What's wrong with Dubya and the Bushistas? Maybe Busheviks for special emphasis.

[ProfessorGAC]

53. Silverspoon

That's mine, and i'm sticking with it.
The Professor

[Vexatious Ape]

54. Gravy Brain

[butterfly77]

57. Commander and Thief...

Dumbo,Stupido,asshole,numbnuts,Bushco,Decider,Barbara Jr.

[krispos42]

58. Lack wit

I even made a shirt for him...

[Octafish]

60. The Little Turd from Crawford... Der Smirkelgrüber... Smirko McCokespoon... Chimpy...

Like Hi and Lois, Smirk and Sneer go together, too.



PS: Good luck with the heart doc, w8liftinglady!

[dave123williams]

61. Well, there's the classic 'Mayberry Machiavellis' slam...

[WritersBlock]

62. The pResident.

And "that lying little shit."

[KansDem]

63. I've always liked "His Royal Flatulence" for W...

...and "Banana Republicans" for his neo-con gang.

[trusty elf]

64. The Chimpostor

[bunny planet]

65. His Fraudulency King George Jr.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

70. Old 5 to 4

[Hekate]

66. The Buck-Naked Emperor. Bush the Lesser. Baby Caligula. nt

[Disturbed]

69. Busholini

:grr:

[Stinky The Clown]

67. Cesear Disgustus, Monkey in a Man Suit (MIMS), Shitstain on the Shortz of History, .......

..... those are just off the top of my head.

[Brigid]

68. Boy George.

I've been calling him that for years. :evilgrin:

[many a good man]

71. Don't forget the classic: *

I'm also partial to Beelzebubba.

And please, never never capitalize his name. He is not worthy of that much respect.

[Pastiche423]

72. The wanton boy

Studs Turkel
2003

[johnfunk]

73. George Bush Junior

Says it all. The mediocre son of an unpopular president.

[laylah]

74. *Dumbass...

:hi: Mom

edited to ask that Mom knows what I was trying to purport! :rofl:

[JHB]

75. The most appropriate names for these people...

...all begin with "Prisoner Number..."

[w8liftinglady]

77. lol..no kidding

[kestrel91316]

76. Caligula/Little Boots. Fuckwad. Lying Sack of Shit. You get my drift......

[bobthedrummer]

79. Those sons of Bushes...collectively and historically the Bush Family Evil Empire/BFEE

[newmajority]

80. Here's a partial list from Mike Malloy's show

Bush Crime Family
Chucklenuts
Too Stupid to be President
Too Stupid to eat Pretzels
Raisin Brain



And we can't forget this one.......

IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE (from the band NOFX)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1fUaXCmqME

[leftyclimber]

81. My friends and I call him the DMF.

Short for "Dumb Motherfucker."

[w8liftinglady]

83. thank you to all who replied...you saved my sanity today!

[w8liftinglady]

84. these are great-kicking for the night crew

[w8liftinglady]

85. DU has a vivid imagination

you guys got me through my cardiology appt with this,thank you

[w8liftinglady]

86. I love DU ...keep it up!~

[bamacrat]

87. Pres. Bouche.

[w8liftinglady]

88. you guys have all been fantastic

thank you for putting words on paper

[w8liftinglady]

89. check insursncs

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[earth mom]

90. DictatorTOT or *. nt

[eridani]

91. Sociopath in Chief

Commander Shitstain

[EstimatedProphet]

92. Brainstorm in a teacup

[mdmc]

93. kick

[annabanana]

94. Chucklenuts

[Kip Humphrey]

95. The Cocaine Cowboy

[JNelson6563]

96. My favorite: Little Boots

:toast:

[lutefisk]

97. Chimpolini (his arrogant sneer reminds me of Benito Mussolini)

However in everyday usage I prefer Junior and the Chimperor.

edit: The Crawford Coward isn't bad (because he is a total f'ing coward), but since he isn't really from there I don't use it.