I've had it with Clinton and Obama.

[Telly Savalas]

Those phonies keep whining about trivialities like Iraq and the economy.

I'm starting a Compassion Party which will focus on real issues like the amount of time it took God to create the universe. We've got CNN in our corner - how can we lose?

Who's with me?

[rpannier]

1. Don't forget

they way they laugh
their haircuts
the way they dress

[panader0]

2. God put the timer on when he was microwaving all existence

so he could go back to the couch and grouse about CNN!

[varkam]

3. Amen! We need to start focusing on which candidate we'd rather have a beer with!

Oh, and we also need to ask them the tough questions, like which 2,000 year old nomadic personality that they think was right about the true nature of reality!