mcctatas
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:05 AM
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It's like he's a rock only dumber... |
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“So long as I’m the president, my measure of success is victory – and success,’’ the president said in the Rose Garden, standing alongside British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.... http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/04/bush_measure_of_success_succes.html
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:07 AM
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1. At some point, he's going to give up. |
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He's going to get into that thing from the original Star Trek episode, and only be able to beep once for yes and twice for no.
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Richard Steele
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:09 AM
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2. As Richard Steele Sr. used to put it: "He's dumber than two flat rocks". nm |
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:25 AM
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3. Bush as a driver: "Is the distance in kilometers or miles, sir?" |
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"So long as I'm driving, my measure of distance is - distance".
How did this guy get to be prez?
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:29 AM
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4. He wore a flag lapel pin!!!! |
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(sorry, GDP has turned my brain to mush):crazy:
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:37 AM
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5. I think its safe if we just don't drive... |
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...And sleep it off. Black coffee in the morning ought to help with the GDP hangover. :)
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:57 AM
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7. Don't misquote him and make him look dumb. |
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His response would be "...my measure of distance is length - and distance"
Here's the formula {new word he's learned + (synomym) + repeat the 1st word} + hehe + smirk
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Fri Apr-18-08 02:04 AM
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Fri Apr-18-08 03:23 AM
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11. About 60,000,000 morans even thicker than he is... n/t |
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:40 AM
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6. I never watch "little bush" or whatever the hell it's called but in staying up to see Colbert |
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I watched tonight and it was fantastic! Victory indeed.
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Fri Apr-18-08 02:11 AM
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9. Turd in the toilet circling the drain... |
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hoping he can glaum onto anything that floats.
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Fri Apr-18-08 02:56 AM
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10. nine more months ... dear god, only nine more months ... |
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