Should I Go Outside and Look at the Pope?

[Stephanie]

I'm at 48th & Third, I think he's going to be about a block away from here. That PopeMobile should be pretty cool.

[yardwork]

1. If I were you I'd put on a gas mask and try not to breathe in any of his DNA.

[rurallib]

2. See if you can get a ride with him!

[peace13]

8. But keep your belt tight. n/t

[bowens43]

3. Cool hats and lots of bling, what's not to like?

[Mountainman]

4. "with twenty pounds of headlights stapled to his chest"

Now the preacher looked so baffled
When I asked him why he dressed
With twenty pounds of headlines
Stapled to his chest.
But he cursed me when I proved it to him,
Then I whispered, "Not even you can hide.
You see, you're just like me,
I hope you're satisfied."
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.

[Loge23]

5. He and his buddy Bush can both go to hell

If this was truly a man of peace, he never would have engaged Bush without loudly criticizing Bush's atrocities in Iraq. The catholic church is a club, not a religion.

[coriolis]

6. Why would the pope need an armored car?

:shrug:

[Zynx]

10. You are familiar with what happened to JPII, right?

[coriolis]

17. Yeah, he's dead...but not because he wasn't in a bulletproof wagon.

:shrug:

[Zynx]

20. I'm referring back to 1981 when he nearly died because he was in an open air jeep.

[coriolis]

21. And I'm referring to the fact that faith is a worthless form of protection.

See?

[gratuitous]

7. All the way outside? And you have to use both eyes?

Sounds like too much trouble, but that's just me.

[Stephanie]

13. actually you're right

I think I'll stay in.

[Mist]

9. No! Avoid seeing his weird satanic eyes, at all costs! Who knows what

could happen if you catch a glimpse in person:

[sakabatou]

16. Seperated at birth

[GoneOffShore]

19. Ooooo, scary eyes!!

And the teeth!!

Looks like he didn't get his cookie.

[liberal N proud]

11. You could do what I did when I saw bu$h

When the bu$h motorcade went by, I stood with my back to the road. Much better statement than not showing up

[LibertyLover]

12. I say go for it

I'm Wiccan, yet I went out the other day to watch him pass by my office building on Pennsylvania Avenue. It was fun being outside in the warm sunlight with a bunch of collegues, talking about amusing things that had happened in the office. I got to see Benny for roughly 0.02 seconds, but heck, now I can say that I saw J2P2 in NYC in 1979 and Benny in DC in 2008.

[alfredo]

14. Moon him just for the hell of it.

We don't want him to get the big head.

[Ichingcarpenter]

15. I think you might go outside and look at the poop

Poop is a fascinating religious experience for some, many come out every time the church
drops another load of crap on the masses.

[GoneOffShore]

18. If you see him you can always ask him this question.

What do you like with your eggs, Benedict?

[yorgatron]

22. seen one Nazi pedophile enabler,

seen'em all...