CNN -- the Most Trusted Name in News…aside from the meth and the sex toys...

[Lobster Martini]

(LM: CNN -- the Most Trusted Name in News…)

NEW YORK (April 18) - A CNN reporter was arrested Friday in Central Park with a small amount of methamphetamine in his pocket, but he avoided jail time by agreeing to undergo drug counseling and therapy.

The New York Post, citing law enforcement sources, claims (Richard) Quest was caught with more than just drugs. The newspaper reports that Quest also had "a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot."

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(Link: http://news.aol.com/entertainment/television/tv-news-story/ar/_a/quest-arrest-kinkier-than-just-meth/20080418154809990002)

[annabanana]

1. The classic "news as entertainment" story!

Ya gotta love it.

[SpiralHawk]

2. A sex toy in his boot? He's got to be a republicon, too

Dems keep their sex toys in their pocket.

[KSinTX]

3. LOL

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Rect him?? Damn near killed him.... be careful where you are

pointing that camera.

[Goat or Panic]

5. Dick Quest?

What's in a name, indeed.

Sorry to be rude.

[TankLV]

7. Sounds like the title of some Gay Porn - are they sure he wasn't shooting some?

opps by "shooting" I mean, ah, err...

[TankLV]

6. Well - I suppose that's ONE way to make the commute to work more exciting!!!

I would have preferred a shorter commute - but maybe his was "shorter" too...

[Adsos Letter]

8. "a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals..."

:wtf:

[peekaloo]

9. so he was

hung in two places? :shrug:

I've heard about people who tie strings around their fingers so as no to forget something but Jebus.

[Miss Carly]

10. OMG LOL I only have a brain vision of this, but can you imagine

coming across this guy on the walking path in the park?

[pitohui]

12. honey, you HAVE come across this guy at the office

you just didn't know it

[Miss Carly]

13. dang, and with the neck to genitalia tie going on, what if he tripped and fell

and it jerked his head/neck backwards? yank his stuff off, bet he wouldn't use that getup again

[pitohui]

14. "stuff" doesn't come off as easily as you think it does EOM

,

[pitohui]

11. you know what?

i never heard of the guy and if he's a nazi fuckwit then he's getting what he has coming to him but if he's just a guy with a good job who happens to get freaky then why do i have to hear about it?

all sex fetishes sound stupid if you don't have that fetish, big fucking hairy deal

[hyphenate]

15. What do people have against

sex toys? Oh...I forgot. They're right-wingers. That explains a lot. :)