Wow, hilarious! I actually googled my username

[Ishoutandscream2]

And I just found out we have an, ah, organization who monitors all our thoughts and deeds here at DU. They are quite a group, and would do very well working in surveillance for the Bush administration. They are so patriotic, and they show it by monitoring our board and reporting our un-American activities among one another. All in the convenience of their mothers' home basements, apparently.

So, to all of that group who monitors our every thoughts, I have one message to you.

"I may not agree with what you say, but I will die for your right to say it" (paraphrasing one of those liberal French guys who would probably hate America). Yes, even dumb asses like you. So, this un-American school counselor at least respects the Constitution and believes in freedom of speech, unlike you clowns.

So, when I go back to work (you know us folks who don't have real jobs, we sometimes get time off), I will pass out more condoms and read "My Two Dads" to our elementary students and continue to preach hatred of America. Oh, and give Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly my love. LOL!!

[BlooInBloo]

1. I've done that before, but not for awhile.... (runs off to google himself)

Heh - that sounds dirty. :rofl:

[Ishoutandscream2]

12. You dirty liberal!!

But I did read that googling yourself can help prevent cancer. So, google til your heart's content, LOL!!

[BlooInBloo]

14. googlegooglegoogle

(lights a cigarette)

[alfredo]

2. I'd google my user name, but I don't give a fuck what "they" might think

of me. Fuck em.

[havocmom]

3. Old trick for overcoming stage fright by imagining audience naked...

probably has an internet corollary :rofl:

Seriously, it's good to know what happens at DU doesn't stay in DU. Impact, baby!

[alfredo]

4. What the hell. I google my user name and got this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fettuccine_alfredo

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

10. Yummmmmm!

[alfredo]

16. My wife won't even read that recipe, but out of loyalty to our state,

Kentucky, she allows me to eat an occasional Hot Brown.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Brown AKA cardiac on a plate.

[Hugabear]

5. Let me guess - are they the ones who have copied our name?

Are these the ones who had so little originality, they used our name but changed "Democratic" to something else?

They really do seem to do a lot of trolling over here.

[Ishoutandscream2]

9. Oh, yeah. They are so original

And they're probably getting off on this thread as we speak. I had no idea there was a group like this. Even at Freerepublic, they have their own threads, so to speak. But this particular site seems full of our own threads, and then they spout off at them as if they're speaking directly to us. What a bit of lunacy, eh?

[Snarkturian Clone]

15. They're not the only ones.

I've seen DU and it's members mentioned on 2 other sites, one a dem blog.

[El Pinko]

17. They like to make a lot of hay about how mentioning their name is banned...

...and there was a time when I disagreed with that rule on the grounds of "free speech".

But now I realize that that rule denies them most of the attention they obviously so DESPERATELY deserve.

Guarandamn-tee you they have already posted screenshots of this thread and are mastubating over it now.

They had a field day with my "pandering to rural voters" thread, too.




I think they like to amuse themselves pointing out OUR foibles, because if they were ever to look at and discuss the disaster that is the Bush presidency, they'd have to admit that they were WRONG - about EVERYTHING.

[L. Coyote]

19. Yes, I suspect so. They are the few, the few, and the few. And bad at grammer too.

I can't tell if they are ugly, but they are bad, bad at English!

Mostly, they are BORING, and for each poster there, there are hundreds here.

I might add, search for a username before you begin to use it.
If you can find something really unique, it is easier to search out later.

[azmouse]

6. When I google my user name

I find that a lot of other people have used the same name on other boards.
I wish I would have added a number or two to my name to make it different.

[stubtoe]

7. I did too. Holy cats! a list of my posts.

But who would be interested in my bon mots anyway? Not like I have anything all that important to say.

[BlooInBloo]

8. Bah. Just the same one - a goody tho...

Must be losing my touch.

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:1ieB9gv2STYJ:igst.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html+BlooInBloo&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=16&gl=us

[lpbk2713]

11. That group you refer to ...

I'd wager they have less than a hundred active members. If you look at the dates on the threads there might be twenty whole posts on a really busy day. Mommy must really limit their time at the computer.

Those sCUmbags. It must really hurt to be that pathetically stupid.

[islandmkl]

13. google suggests i need to look for some 'mail'...

it's kind of google's attempt to make me feel insignificant...suggesting i MUST have googled the wrong phrase...

[Dr.Phool]

18. There's an imposter out there!

Dr. Chandra Phool, an anesthesiologist in Texas.

And some other guy on TV who spelled Phool wrong.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. Yes.

I was criticizing my mother for not listening to me over the Walter Reed issue. I googled my user name and the link popped up. I popped up over there. They chastised me and told me that if I were their daughter they wouldn't listen to me either and probably put a bullet in my head or something. They are such lovely people.
Duckie

[zeemike]

21. Holy Cow I too made their list

They posted my thread on Limericks and added a few of their own.
But like most Conservatives they have so little creativity that they relay sucked.
The poor bastards just have small minds.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

22. I Don't Believe You.

I don't believe you and I'll tell you why. First of all, you've been here for 3 years so it would seem highly unlikely that this is new news to you. Second of all, you act surprised as if you never knew of such a thing, yet know enough about the website to know that you aren't supposed to mention it here.

So all in all, this was just you wanting to say "hey, they're talking about me! I'm cool now!" LOL. C'mon, just admit it. :)

[Balbus]

25. Haha!

I don't like many of your posts, but this was a good one. :thumbsup:

[Ishoutandscream2]

26. Oh, yes, you caught me.

I just want the extra attention.:evilgrin:

[juno jones]

23. Two words:

Premature Ejaculation.

[EFerrari]

24. It's like having a really ugly pet, isn't it?

lol

[Ishoutandscream2]

27. It's amazing.

I actually saw one of my threads from awhile back and there were so many replies to it. It was if I had posted there. I couldn't believe it at first, but that really is the state of the right-wing in the US.

[EFerrari]

28. I don't think they're conservatives, they're just parasites.

My dad is a conservative. I can talk to him and we laugh and rib each other and disagree and he's never once been forced to spend hours talking about someone else's conversation on the tubes :crazy:

The thing about the Right in this country is that it's been taken over by a criminal mafia that courts idiots because they're the easiest sell. I haven't talked to Dad about it in a long time because I respect him too much to embarrass him by asking how he's liking his party lately.

[Ishoutandscream2]

29. Yes, you're right. They have a definition of their own, don't they?

They are the extreme of the extreme. I think the title "Bush Republican" fits. And that title is a very humiliating term.

[Ishoutandscream2]

30. Bump. This is fun, they're running with it

So, you fucking right wing assholes, this is what it's like to not have a life. This is fun. I need to find more time in order to do this.

What a bunch of pathetic, fucking losers.:rofl: :rofl: