lonestarnot
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:17 PM
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A bus load of piglicons crashes in this farmland in Illinois. |
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A farmer slowly drives up, sees the crash, takes all the bodies out and buries them. Two days later the farmer is out tending to the crop in the area, and the Sheriff drives upon the crash scene, sees the bus, and asks the farmer if he had seen the passengers that were in the accident. Farmer says, "Yes, I buried them all." "You buried them all? Were they all dead?" "Well maybe not, but you know how republicans lie."
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:20 PM
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1. as much as I would have trouble burying someone alive............... ....................... |
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:22 PM
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You do realize this is just a joke? :evilgrin:
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:24 PM
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3. and a good one at that! |
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thanks for the laugh. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:26 PM
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4. Glad you liked it, I will tell the teller. |
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:32 PM
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6. dern, just when i was gettin my hopes up you go and squash em!!1! |
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:33 PM
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7. Are you trying to intimate that I am a hick you freak? What is with the freeper shit? |
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:34 PM
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8. no, it is my way or the highway...just sayin... |
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I recon I am a hick too..being from Vaginny an all!
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:45 PM
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:38 PM
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9. okay, okay, okay, okay..I get it..you think I WOULD have a problem |
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Edited on Tue Apr-29-08 05:38 PM by angstlessk
oops...as much as I would have a problem burying someone alive...if I had a choice it would be a bus load of repiglicans...IF I HAD A CHOICE...say between a truck load of chickens or a trailer load of hogs. AND THAT IS A JOKE, IN CASE YOU THINK OTHERWISE!
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:47 PM
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11. cons, cons... repigliCONS |
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:50 PM
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12. got it..spelling lesson ...repigliCONS...I stand corrected!!! |
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Edited on Tue Apr-29-08 05:52 PM by angstlessk
and it is noteworthy..they are the neo cons whom EVERYONE hates...gotta connect them dots!
on edit ..missed the pig part..corrected!!!
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Tue Apr-29-08 06:10 PM
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Tue Apr-29-08 06:20 PM
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14. LOL...close enough for gubmit contractors!!! |
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Tue Apr-29-08 05:28 PM
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shared this with hubby and he grinned. That means it was a success! With my jokes, usually he does nothing.
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Tue Apr-29-08 06:23 PM
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15. Shouldn't this be in LBN? |
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Tue Apr-29-08 06:40 PM
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16. They probably polluted his soil |
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Tue Apr-29-08 07:12 PM
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18. And screwed his pooch! |
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