greenbriar
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Fri Mar-02-07 05:07 PM
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How the Bush Admin changes a light bulb |
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How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for thenew light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standingon a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting indetail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Fri Mar-02-07 05:10 PM
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Fri Mar-02-07 05:57 PM
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Edited on Fri Mar-02-07 06:01 PM by FatDave
Spamming to my friends.
But what about the person who says it's not really as dark as the media makes it look?
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Fri Mar-02-07 10:15 PM
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