"The Safest Rest You've Ever Had." ...You've got to be kidding me!?

[wildbilln864]

This is crazy! :crazy:

[Dogmudgeon]

1. It's a Convert-a-Coffin!

--p!

[tavalon]

6. That is so true! But then, I hope not many coffins have a one way view window

I've got to imagine that the view from a grave is well, dirty. :evilgrin:

[unsavedtrash]

2. Does it come in Pine?

:yoiks:

[Rex]

3. Hahahaha!

COMMUNICATIONS - The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios

"Hello! 911, I'm calling from my bed!" "Hello!"

[tavalon]

4. Laugh out loud funny

I really tried to find the tag that would expose this as a spoof, but I didn't find it. There really are people out there who spend $160,000 for a bed!?!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with people?

[lovuian]

5. Freaky

it reminds me of the Sarcophagus in Stargate

[Critters2]

7. That'd keep the beagle from bothering me at night! nt

[tavalon]

9. yes, it would

but it might not keep the guys with the white coats from coming to take you away, haha!

[Critters2]

12. But they wouldn't be able to get to me.

They'd have to cart away all 2000 lbs of bed!!

[tavalon]

26. Or just get a mighty big straight jacket!

[NutmegYankee]

31. They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

:silly:

[enki23]

8. all it would take is one angry guy with a decent prybar

a fool and his (or her) money...

[tavalon]

10. I don't think I'd be able to stop laughing long enough to pry it open

[razors edge]

16. LOL n/t

[angstlessk]

11. microwave and refrigerator is not an option but cell phone and short wave is??

hell what do they expect you to live there till the danger passes and not phone anyone?? INSANITY TAKES MANY PATHS...THIS IS JUST ONE!!

[angstlessk]

13. husbands question was does it come with a toilet..these are WHITE FOLK

they do not fart fuck shit or pee...you would think he'd a learned by now..being married to me an all!!

[DesertRat]

24. Oh yes it does

There's an optional "toiletry system" :rofl:

http://www.qsleeper.com/quantum.html

[angstlessk]

27. personally, I prefer toilet included..and DVD player optional...

[Fridays Child]

28. Available accessories include a "toiletry system."

I feel certain that this particular accessory does not facilitate the application of perfume or deodorant. :eyes:

[angstlessk]

29. yes, toiletry as in 'toilet water'..what great smells we got from THAT SHIT!

of course label it in the french eau de toilette

[rpannier]

14. That is too funny

ENTERTAINMENT
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator

COMMUNICATIONS
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios

So as my house is being ransacked, I can watch TV or a dvd...

The phone accessory is about the only thing that's worth a damn

Would this thing help in a catastrophe like New Orleans or the avalanche and mudslides in Pakistan a few years ago?

[cynatnite]

15. It has a toiletry system and it's bulletproof. I'm sold.

:rofl:

[razors edge]

17. Nine out of ten

head bangers approve...

[tridim]

18. Check out the awesome control panel!

[angstlessk]

19. looks like the dash of a 88 Camaro???

is that a 6 track???

[Canuckistanian]

20. Sweeeet....

Looks like something my Dad would build back in the '60s.

[devilgrrl]

21. It looks like the pod from the movie 'Idiocracy'

[angstlessk]

30. that movie was soooo fucking funny till boosh said...HECKOFAJOB, BROWNIE

then I knew...this is our future :boohoo: not sure if that is a smilie or not??

[htuttle]

22. That's almost as good as the Halliburton 'SurvivaBall'...

"A gated community for one."

http://www.theyesmen.org/en/hijinks/survivaball

Except that the "Quantum Sleeper" appears to be real.

:crazy:

[DesertRat]

23. "You don't have to run to a safe room, you're already in it!"

And it comes with an option of microwave and refrigerator, DVD player and PC Hookup...:rofl:

There's even a "toiletry system"!
http://www.qsleeper.com/quantum.html

[lonestarnot]

25. San donfucking donia!

hell no.