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Thu May-15-08 08:28 AM
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Donate now or Phyllis Schlafly will be sent to your residence. |
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How's that for external motivation?
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Thu May-15-08 08:30 AM
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1. you just replaced the Grovelbot with that statement |
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Thu May-15-08 08:42 AM
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2. Will she be carrying a pizza like in the |
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Orkin commercial? That one cracks me up.
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Thu May-15-08 08:44 AM
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3. I'll turn my dogs loose on the old bat....n/t |
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Thu May-15-08 08:47 AM
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4. LOL! Then by all means, film it so you can post the |
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footage.
A lot of us would pay to watch that.
Make sure you have big, strong dogs, though. Phyllis is noted for her uh, ferocity.
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Thu May-15-08 08:51 AM
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It's a well-known fact that canines are dreadfully afraid of the Undead.
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Thu May-15-08 08:51 AM
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6. I assume they've had their shots.... |
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...don't want them catching anything, you know.
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Thu May-15-08 08:59 AM
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7. and she's coming with a friend |
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Thu May-15-08 09:04 AM
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8. Ok, maddezmom, now you're frightening me. |
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REALLY frightening me!
No! No! Not Mean Jean! I'll do anything you ask, but please dear god keep her away!
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Thu May-15-08 01:32 PM
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10. Is that a photoshop? That's an incredibly mannish face |
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Edited on Thu May-15-08 01:33 PM by ProgressiveFool
Scroll down so you crop off the hair, and ignore the earring, and, well, geez...
not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Thu May-15-08 02:16 PM
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13. Actually, that's the most attractive picture I've ever seen of Mean Jean. |
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She must have gone to Glamour Shots to have that one done.
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Fri May-16-08 09:41 AM
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23. what a creepy anti-feminist I've missed? |
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Thu May-15-08 01:26 PM
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9. eww, will she be wearing saran wrap? |
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:hi:
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(sorry I just had to go there! ) :rofl:
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Thu May-15-08 08:46 PM
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14. LOL! It's healthy to have a little chuckle at Ms. Schlafly's expense. |
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Fri May-16-08 09:39 AM
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and you have a Seamus Heaney quote to boot!
A man after my own heart. I don't encounter many others who are fond him...
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Sat May-17-08 12:43 AM
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24. tigereye, hello. thanks for that post. Very nice. |
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I am a Seamus Heaney zealot. He tears me to bits.
'Got to hear him at Purdue some time back, I think prior to the Nobel award. He was introduced by THE most astute feminist I have ever met, Dr. Margaret Rowe.
It was a splendid, splendid evening.
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Thu May-15-08 02:08 PM
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11. Bring 'er on. Haven't fed the doggies today. |
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Thu May-15-08 02:11 PM
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12. Your threats will not work on me!!!!!!!! |
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I donated WELL BEFORE the grovel was let loose
So there
PFFFTTTT
Now do send her along. I think I can have a nice talk with Mrs. Shlaffly about the future
I mean a black man in the White House... should make sure I have a crash cart near by.
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Thu May-15-08 08:47 PM
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15. She likely missed her era. Her time is passed, namely |
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Thu May-15-08 08:50 PM
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16. Donate now or Anita Bryant will be resurrected and sent with Phyllis Schlafly.... |
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..... to your residence.
:scared: :scared: :scared:
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Thu May-15-08 08:56 PM
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17. Hey marmar. Good to see you. |
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We're loading up on the loathsome Republican gals in this thread, that's for sure.
Have to share a comment on Anita Bryant by Gore Vidal. You may have heard it, but if not, it dates to the era when Anita was down in Miami battling against equal rights provisions for lesbians and gays, and of course it stirred up quite a controversy.
Bryant revealed that owing to her fierce opposition, she had received death threats. These were never substantiated, but that's what she claimed.
A reporter asked Vidal if he thought Bryant's claim was true. He said,
"Death threats? I doubt it. The only people who might want to kill Anita Bryant would be music lovers."
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Thu May-15-08 08:58 PM
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Reminds me of that line from "Airplane": "I haven't felt this ill since that Anita Bryant concert."
:P
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Thu May-15-08 09:06 PM
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19. Can we replace the Admins with her |
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Edited on Thu May-15-08 09:07 PM by NotGonnaTakeIt
And then kick her in the balls when we reach 1,000 donations??
Or better yet, how about we put Ann "The Man" Coulter up there and kick HER in the balls??
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Fri May-16-08 09:11 AM
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21. Heads up, people. Schlafly and the contingent celebs mentioned upthread |
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have boarded a van and are backing out of the driveway headed to YOUR RESIDENCE as we speak.
Donate now, or they arrive within the hour.
This is the last warning. Ignore it at your peril.
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Sat May-17-08 01:31 AM
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25. I saw her speak in college |
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she was a screeching beehive from another planet.
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