Caption this * & boner pic...

[sabra]

[Dr.Phool]

1. Boner and Dickhead

Licensed Practicing Loons.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. I can't

I can't do it because it's just too vulgar. Even by my admittedly very low, perhaps non-existent, standards.

OK. Here's mine:

"And to think I once sucked your d****."

[sutz12]

3. Wow, you really can see right through...all the way. nt

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

4. "I want to stick a golf club up your ass but...

"you'd probably like it too much!"

[Buzz Clik]

5. The Gin Blossoms.

[lapfog_1]

6. Yup... noon tomorrow we goin get those Earp boys at the OK corral. - n/t

[TNOE]

7. Fear and Loathing

in Washington DC brought to you by Bush Co., Inc.

[KansDem]

8. "Here's the deal, John..."

"I got me a helluva lot of those pallets we sent to Iraq down on my plantation in Paraguay--You know the ones? With all them $100 bundles on them? I figured about $8 to $10 billion total--so when we leave DC next year, we're in the chips for life! Thanks to all those "generous" 'Murikan rubes! And don't worry: keep running interference for me and the boys and I'll cut you in on the take--big time. Savvy?"

"Savvy!"

[lutefisk]

9. Hmmm...that smells like Wild Turkey, but Dubya's a Jim Beam boy...hmmm...

Those two look like they just reek of aftershave and booze.

[alphafemale]

10. No quote. But what a look of disgust and distain. "Wow!"

[Coexist]

11. "you are so regal when you mispronuncicate"

[dajoki]

12. "Umm, Georgie, get your hand out of there" n/t

[Libby2]

13. I wish I could quit you.

[lutefisk]

14. "Why did Condi have to come along? I had him, dammit" . . .n/t