Cleaning Up The White House

[colonel odis]

about a week before President Obama's or President Cliton's inaugruation, we should all begin sending cleaning supplies to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

A bottle of 409 here, a box of Tide there. A few Brillo pads, perhaps. Send them along with a note saying we'd like to help contribute to the scrubbing the White House will need after nearly 8 years of that little shitass Bush.

I know it's early, but mark your calendars.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. I was thinking about bug spray

To rid the place of cockroaches--and any other "bugs" the GOP might have thoughtfully left behind....

[JuniperLea]

2. The place needs burned to the ground and the scorched Earth salted...

I wish I could find the exact quote... this is paraphrazed from Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting"... always loved that line... and the one that goes:

"No one lives any closer than town, no one will come any closer than that, so no one will hear you if you scream. In the dark. In the night."