LOL!

[proud2BlibKansan]

I often honk by horn repeatedly and obnoxiously to get the attention of another vehicle that happens to come to a stop at the same time I do.



Having noticed a series of pro-Bush stickers upon the bumper of a super-sized Hummer, I respectfully roll down my window and explain to the driver:



"Sir, you must not be aware of this but some asshole has put a number of bumper stickers on your truck that endorse George Bush and Dick Cheney or John McCain."



"It's certainly obvious that this is clearly a malicious act. And for the benefit of sanity I suggest you pull over right now and remove them before anyone makes the connection between you and a president that has ensured that filling up the tank of your vehicle might only be feasible on payday alone."



Good Luck, sir.


http://www.campusprogress.org/page/community/post/southern+progress/CL7l

[Earth Bound Misfit]

1. I like it! n/t

:rofl:

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. Nice

HOpe you left that driver speechless...and in your dust!

[Froward69]

3. Standing outside the state party office

I was asked by a driver..."So no one here will be voting for John Mccain?" I responded "Are you HIGH? It's ok if you are, but please stop driving and come inside we will give you m&m's and coffee till you snap back to reality." he rolled up his window and ran the red light.

[ismnotwasm]

4. That is really funny

I can see it happening too.

In my neighborhood, we make jokes about people buying used Hummers just to be seen driving up and down the block. (There's not very many, and it's an economically depressed area)

[lonestarnot]

5. Woot a woman with guts!

:loveya: :toast: