I've decided to become a homeopath, specializing in treating the diseases of Republicans

[jmowreader]

I figure if they'll believe what Fox News tells them, they'll buy into anything.

So what do I do, just make a sign and install a bigger faucet?

[hobbit709]

1. Naw, what you need is a bilge pump for what they drink.

[jmowreader]

8. More like a trash pump

See, they don't wait till the shit dissolves before they jump right in, and it's all full of twigs and things swimming in it. Trash pumps don't clog.

[Progressive_In_NC]

2. Darn stupid Homeopaths killing traditional marriage and destroying

the moral fabric of our society.

:sarcasm:

[Sal Minella]

4. That's what I was thinking. You can't call it "homeopathy" because the Repugs will think you intend

to lead people down the path of The Gay Agenda, and they'll promptly tie you to a fence and beat you to death.

[hlthe2b]

3. aka an EXORCIST?

[opihimoimoi]

5. Best ya can do is about 8%...the rest are long term patients @ best & hopeless @ worst

[MiniMe]

6. Become a proctologist

because most of the stuff they spew comes straight out of the a**

[electropop]

7. They already have homepathic policies: little bottles containing nothing.

[Ian David]

9. YES!!! That's a great idea! Advertise only in Republican and right-wing publications! n/t

[slackmaster]

10. You'll have to excuse my homeophobia

I don't believe in that sort of thing.

[Indenturedebtor]

11. Just find a solution of this stuff:

http://www.whatmeds.com/meds/haloperidol.html

That should cure them!