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Mon Jun-02-08 02:14 PM
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Bush Brain Surgery Successful |
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Lobotomy performed and successful. Bush smarter than ever." Feels great let's do it again tomorrow" Recommended for entire staff to improve mental agility and better decision making capabilities
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:15 PM
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1. They finally found a way |
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...to permanently insert Rove up his arse?
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:15 PM
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I thought it was a brain transplant--with Bonzo.
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:15 PM
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What the colorectal surgeon can do these days!
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:15 PM
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3. they probably find Rove buried in there somewhere. |
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:16 PM
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4. They've made some remarkable strides in microsurgery the last few years. |
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:21 PM
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5. Thought that he had that a few months ago... |
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When he had the colonoscopy. After all, that's where he keeps his head!
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:21 PM
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6. When previously asked, Bush responded that |
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:25 PM
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8. Mr Bush was also being treated for dyslexia. |
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:35 PM
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12. That is a very false rumor |
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The rumor was easy to debunk because dyslexia is actually a sign of high intelligence.
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Tue Jun-03-08 09:24 AM
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Just a response to the previous post's headline.
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:21 PM
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7. I thought all the tests came back negative |
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When they checked for a brain.
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:26 PM
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9. Here's a video of the procedure. |
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Mon Jun-02-08 04:25 PM
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17. That was great! Yep, it's what we've got. nt |
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:28 PM
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10. But I thought his motto was "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy" |
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Edited on Mon Jun-02-08 02:30 PM by IDemo
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:41 PM
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13. Bush would need a proctologist for brain surgery. nt |
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:42 PM
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14. I heard they were transfering Bush's brian to Mc Cains body. |
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Mon Jun-02-08 02:53 PM
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15. How wonderful for all of us! I have a drool cup he can borrow n/t |
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Mon Jun-02-08 03:02 PM
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16. Not a big deal. They have been testing medical procedures on chimpanzees for years. |
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