Apparently he fixes cars too:

[Freddie Stubbs]

http://yellowpages.washingtonpost.com/Vice+President+-+Richard+B+Cheney+Office+of+Vice+President.327671.101129203.home.html

[thecrow]

1. Very weird!!!! Funny!

[Rosemary2205]

2. BBBWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA - SNORT

I think I peed a little. LOL

[Freddie Stubbs]

3. I spit out my drink when I read it

[lame54]

4. He knows how to attach a bomb to the ignition

[Canuckistanian]

5. Hey Dick! Rotate my tires and change the oil

And I want it back by 5:00, m'kay?

That's hilarious.

[Frank Cannon]

6. Mr. Vice President, I believe there's a blockage in my tailpipe

Why don't you suck on it and try to dislodge it?

[InkAddict]

7. How in the world did you stumble on that?

Brain connecting to LUGNUTS and HYDRAULIC JACK as I bet he can't install a locking gas cap and he better not roll back that odometer or we won't be able to figure MPG!

[Freddie Stubbs]

8. It was posted on Fark.com

[helderheid]

9. LMAO!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

10. I asked for an oil change... and he shot out my headlights!

And then billed me for it.

[Mabus]

11. I knew he was a tool

I didn't know he knew how to use them.

K&R

[tinrobot]

12. He only charges $3 trillion for oil.

You can put it on your credit card.

[underpants]

13. Oooh ZING

Good one

[FloridaJudy]

14. Hey Dick! How about you make me some license plates?

That's what your next job should be.

[progressoid]

15. I don't think I can afford his services