Idiot Just Arrived in Iowa!

[ColbertWatcher]

Air Force One just touched down in an airport in Iowa...more to come...

(Previous and related threads: thread 1, thread 2)

[DinahMoeHum]

1. The Assclown Has Landed.

:evilgrin:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Let me know when he holds up a pig to kiss

since all sensible Iowans will hide their babies from him.....

[ColbertWatcher]

3. I will take notes as best I can. n/t

[Cleita]

4. I hope Iowans know what to do and that isn't giving him a warm welcome. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

6. I hope someone walks on camera and tells him to fuck off! n/t

[malaise]

8. Like the doctor versus Cheney

after Katrina - I'd love that. :D

[ColbertWatcher]

9. It would be nice, not likely, but hey we can dream... n/t

[graywarrior]

5. Now we have to hear aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll about it for days.

[ColbertWatcher]

7. Depends on what news has to be ignored.

The GOP has been pushing gas prices, they got their telecom crap today.

Oh, and apparently Obama is still a secret muslim, whose wife is getting a make-over, or something...

[liberal N proud]

10. Can't wait to see how big of an ass he makes of himself this time

[ColbertWatcher]

12. Check the links in the OP for everyone's "predictions" n/t

[smoogatz]

11. Dang, look at all that devastation!

Now where's Condi at? I could use me a Booker's and a blowjob about now.

[Supersedeas]

21. sure could use a little bit a infrastructure right about now--maybe after we rebuild Iraq

[notadmblnd]

13. does he have his blue checked shirt on and his sleeves rolled up?

are there any "poor women" running up to him for comfort like in the last photo op? Will he stand once again in front of an official looking building with huge lights lighting up the sky, prattling on like the idiot he is - doing his best to fake compassion; making promises we all know he won't keep? Will his but kissing boyfriend McCain show up in time to share a slice of cake? Tune in for the next episode of "It's Not Just Black People, bush Hates all People Who Don't Share the Same Rung on the Economic Social Ladder as Him."

I know the title isn't very catchy, but like a bad car accident, I'm compelled to watch.

[ColbertWatcher]

16. LOL!

I'll watch, so you don't have to!

I'm going between MSNBC (which is covering a guy stuck in a tree) and FOX (who are covering pregnant girls).

As soon as he shows up, I'll post as fast as my stubbly fingers can type!

[Cassandra]

14. Did he bring his fishing pole?

Rubber duckies? Garbage cans for the mayors?

[Waya]

17. Nahhhh, all he brought is his Floaties,.....

...he going for a dip.....

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Iowa is now officially a disaster area.

Bet he tries make a joke like "Guess this is why they called this town River City in The Music Man, heh, heh, heh . . . "

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Hang on, he's not off the plane yet. n/t

[bdamomma]

35. probably pre medicating him.

if he is not already.

[ColbertWatcher]

37. He stepped off AF1 almost 30 mins ago, but nothing since...

...FOX said he would tour from a helicopter.

No pictures yet...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

18. Iowans can finally breathe a sigh of relief

Mr. Fuck-Up will save them.

[texanwitch]

20. He will go point at all the water and say boy this looks bad.

I hope he had a good time playing on his trip.

[malaise]

22. Who's showing this? n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

23. Nothing yet.

But, I'm watching MSNBC and (shudder) FOX.

[malaise]

24. We banned Fox n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

25. Normally I do too, but...

...I don't want to miss this, because everyone predicted stuff.

[DefenseLawyer]

26. All this water damage! What could have prevented it?

[ColbertWatcher]

27. Olive green shirt, sleeves extended! n/t

This was getting off AF1, not on the ground however, but this looks like it may be the shirt for the photo op.

[bdamomma]

46. is he going to fill up some sand bags.

it's hard work you know!!

[ColbertWatcher]

28. FOX is saying the idiot will tour the area aboard a helicopter! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

29. McCain is touring the area as well today! (Whodda thunk it!?) n/t

[papapi]

30. Wasn't Obama there about four days ago?

[ColbertWatcher]

31. Yes, but we're betting on what the idiot will do/say/wear.

Check the links in the OP.

[papapi]

32. He'll talk about what a failure he has been in the past and.....

how he's gonna make it all up to everyone now that he's found a 'real' disaster to gloat over.
:sarcasm:

[ColbertWatcher]

33. You'll never win with an attitude like that! n/t

[papapi]

39. Is he wearing his rose colored glasses... just like the pair he's had....

on for the past seven and a half years?

ASSHAT SHRUB

[ColbertWatcher]

41. The only image so far...

...is of him getting off AF1, nothing else yet...

[bdamomma]

34. you guys have my condolences

[ColbertWatcher]

36. LOL, why!? n/t

[bdamomma]

47. because he is there.

[ColbertWatcher]

48. D'oh! I got it...forgive me, I'm slow! n/t

[hfojvt]

38. He should feel right at home - IOWA

Idiots Out Walking Around

and

I Owe the World an Apology


My apologies to all Iowans reading this. I am still mad about my two seatbelt tickets and plus I really found the people of Iowa to be quite stand-offish to newcomers. Like the comedienne said "If you didn't make friends with them in Junior High, it's too late."

[ColbertWatcher]

40. LOL! n/t

[jwirr]

70. LOL when I went in to see where you live - Kansas! The totally friendly state. nt

[clevbot]

42. where did this assclown come from????????

[malaise]

43. UhOh he's flying over in a helicopter now

Run Iowans run - there's a bigger disaster overhead.

[papapi]

44. Don't worry Iowa, Big Daddy's gonna help ya....

Assclown of the Century

[ColbertWatcher]

45. That's a beautiful picture! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

49. CNN Headline News

Shithead indoors...

White people behind him...at least one man, one woman...

Short clip of press conference...

[ColbertWatcher]

50. More videotape of Marine 1...

...airborne surveying the flooded area around Cedar Rapids from another helicopter.

No footage yet of idiot on the ground besides the tape of the "press conference" in post # 49.

[lutefisk]

51. Y'all were right about the shirt, but no one predicted he would take a leak on the levee.

[ColbertWatcher]

52. We missed it on the shirt.

It's green and 3/4 rolled up.

Still waiting for more info...

[lutefisk]

54. McCain is wearing the blue checked shirt. They're playing mind games with us.

[ColbertWatcher]

56. LOL!

I don't think we predicted anything for Admiral McCombover, but it's just as well, since they're the same person.

[ColbertWatcher]

57. And he's covering his combover with a hat! n/t

[lutefisk]

59. The wind is not kind to men with combovers...n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

60. He probably didn't want his make-up to melt either. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

61. More (6) pics of idiot...

Idiot with children



Idiot hugging unidentified Red Cross volunteer, Iowa City



Alternative view



Idiot by himself, Iowa City



Admiral McCombover with Columbus Junction, Iowa Mayor Dan Wilson



Idiot with Iowa City Mayor, Regenia Bailey

[lutefisk]

62. And of course he's rubbing some defenseless child's head. What, no bald men in the room?

I do have to admire him for being able to work up the "New Orleans photo-op" style sweat stains though. I think Junior's a method actor.:shrug:

edit: ewww! I just noticed there is also the obligatory face-licking-the-local-woman-who-will-be-tackled-by-the-secret-service-if-she-resists-the-President sexual harassment picture, too.

[ColbertWatcher]

64. Someone did predict he would have sweat stains! n/t

[lutefisk]

71. That's what the blue and the olive green shirts are for. Remember New Orleans?

He looks like he gives a shit when he sweats, or so they think.

No doubt they have done some sort of focus group on Junior's sweat and smell...

[ColbertWatcher]

72. No doubt...

...It does look like everyone pretty much nailed their predictions.

Idiot didn't have a blue shirt, but Admiral McCombover did.

He touched an African-American child.

He posed next to the flooding.

He hugged someone.

Although it was not shown live (or I didn't see it live) there is no word yet on what he said.

[malaise]

63. I've never seen a kid smile around him

[Ian David]

66. "Oh, dammit all to hell...

"Oh, dammit all to hell... I coulda sworn I parked my bicycle right here..."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

53. Has helicopter Moran One taken off yet with the Moran?

[ColbertWatcher]

55. Yes, he's been flying around...

...I've been watching and nothing new.

Oh, wait, he's on the ground walking around with Iowa Gov, Chet Culver, I think...oops it's gone now...

[spanone]

58. mr mccain is there too another koinkydink

[Ikonoklast]

65. Did he ask for an audience with the King?

Iowa is just another one of the furrin countries he visited this week.

[Ian David]

67. One more for the collection of Bush touching (mostly black) people's heads

See prior thread:

SHRUB RUB!!!! Largest collection of photos documenting Bush's Phrenophilia I have ever seen!



More:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3369529

[lutefisk]

69. That shrub rub collection is excellent.

I had forgotten that he rubbed the turkey's head. I wonder if that was the same turkey that pecked Bush's genitals? (If so, it was totally warranted.)

[ColbertWatcher]

68. So far...

...idiot has not gone live, and I don't want to wait for him any more.

I posted pics that I gathered from Yahoo News (here). I couldn't find many action shots, but that doesn't mean he didn't have his hands on a long, hard wooden tool; there's just no pictures of it.

He didn't hug any "brown" children, but he did palm the head of a young African-American boy.

I want to thank everyone for playing along, and I invite everyone to participate in this somewhat related poll.

(EDITED TO ADD: If anything else happens today, I will post, otherwise, I consider this game completed)

[Beacool]

73. Hey, give the man a break!!

He had been busy having tea with the Queen.

Prorities, you know.........

:eyes: