Fact: Males who support impeachment of President Bush have enormous penises...

[mikelewis]

In a trollop poll conducted by ABC News, male respondents who supported impeaching President Bush had penises that were 4" to 5" longer and had 3" to 4" more girth than those who favored the Pelosi Pocket Pardon. "These results are ridiculous", said Congresswoman Dickless Wonder, "Impeachment is off the table and I cannot see how support for protecting Bush could possibly be related to the size of one's penis. This is just nonsense." Nonsense or not, the numbers do not lie:

Male respondents with long thick penises supported Impeaching the President 97% of the time. The remaining 3% did not need to know what impeachment was...

Male respondents with tiny thin shriveled penises opposed Impeachment 100% and whole-heartedly supported the Pelosi Pocket Pardon as a means of allowing Bush to get away with war crimes and crimes against the American people. President Bush responded by saying, "I don't support impeaching and look at the size of my dick." He chuckled a reply pointing to Vice President Cheney.

So there you have it ladies, in stead of shoe size or thumb ratios which have proved sadly inconclusive just ask your next prospective bed-mate where he stands on impeachment and if he supports the Pelosi Pocket Pardon. Impeachment doesn't only lead to justice and dignity for our coutry... it can also lead to pleasure.

[babylonsister]

1. Best, most unique subject line eva!

Someone needs to make a commercial! :rofl:

[NNN0LHI]

2. Most guys I know who talk about their huge units usually have very small brains

[SpiralHawk]

3. Bumper sticker spotted on a Geo

"Nice Hummer. Too bad about your penis."

[hootinholler]

4. Nice talking point

Think it will work?

-Hoot

[mikelewis]

6. The idea is not to change the world with one little penis post...

It's to grow the posts over time and make it an issue that has to be fought against. Pelosi has maneuvered herself into a position that requires her to protect Bush and his cronies and fight against justice and honor. Everyday I am making it more and more acceptable for people to discuss impeachment and forcing the discussion to turn to a decision... right now, "Impeachment is off the table"... with enough pressure we can change that slogan to "Impeachment, It's what's for dinner." The Pelosi Pocket Pardon must be defeated and to do that we must create cavitations within the spiral of silence that is protecting Bush and his buddies. Is impeachment possible? I don't know... but it's the right thing to do and I'm gonna start throwing a lot of shit on the wall and watch to see what sticks.

[comtec]

5. B-B-But... >I< support impeachment

and im ...well... im not tiny, just above average!
Where's MY impeachment enhancement!?

[Beacool]

7. Best poll I ever heard of in my life!!!!

Did they also do a poll on women's chest size who support impeachment increasing proportionally?

I'm a D cup, just saying..........

:eyes:

[undeterred]

Its a wonder Dennis Kucinich doesn't fall over.

:shrug:

[Phillycat]

9. Why would he fall over? They call him tripod.

[mikelewis]

13. Dennis is the God Priapus come to earth...

*caption*
The fertility god Priapus (who can also be identifed by his basket of fruit) weighs his penis. A large bag (of gold) is necessary.

[undeterred]

8. Its a wonder Dennis Kucinich doesn't fall over.

:shrug:

[gkhouston]

10. Maybe he developed that spine to offset the extra weight. n/t

[undeterred]

12. That makes sense.

:thumbsup:

[Stinky The Clown]

11. I support Impeachment

Signed,

Harry Hung

[Super Soaker Sniper]

14. Sadly

this is not always true! :(

[UTUSN]

15. I tried to K&R #2, but it was after 24hrs. BwahaHAH!1 n/t

[Clark2008]

16. My husband supports impeachment!

And I've very satisfied.

:loveya:

[marmar]

17. Hey, what can I say......

:evilgrin: