Oh hug a Thursday and sing it a song to hurry it along, . . . then please CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "saying": "Wow. One of you guys say something in Jewish, okay?"

[lazyriver]

1. "Heh, heh. So a priest, a mullah, and a rabbi walk into a bar...

Hmmm, tough crowd...is this thing on?

KKKarl??? Help! I'm dying out here.

Hey did I ever tell you guys 'bout how my grandaddy used to help out Hitler? Oh, wait, that's bad, right?"

[GreenZoneLT]

2. So, what I'm hearing you say is,

Yer just not ready to come to Christ right now. That's OK, we all get there sooner or later. Heh. Heh. Heh. Just don't wait too long. Heh-heh.

[sarge43]

3. "Honest guys, I really do forgive you all for killin' Jesus."

(":wtf: is the broad doin' here")

Am I the only one wondering what that poster of Pickles is doing there?

[spanone]

4. O.K. where's my hat & beard?

[thereismore]

5. "Let me teach you about the joy of Hannukah." nt

[skip fox]

6. "Do you guys know the Blues Brothers?"

:)

[underpants]

7. Nice for y'all to be here I uh I did I tell you about how my Grandfather hired a bunch of Jews?

Real interesting story....

[underpants]

8. well anyway as you guys prolly know I am a big Jesus fan

and uh well maybe we should talk about something else like uh... oh I don't know you guys like that Sandy Koufax good pitcher that guy was but a little unreliable in the post season well my father tells me (laughs) but I owned a baseball team I did me myself it was nice going to the games n stuff so then there is that...

[underpants]

9. ..so anyway (looks at watch) don't you guys have a pray session or something about now?

one of those (does quote fingers) "Five times a day" things man you guys are devoted I myself pray in the morning for safety and all and I nap in the middle of the day which is like prayer but just in the dark

[underpants]

10. ...like those Catholics do in that booth thing that's pretty cool huh

you guys got something like that man I wish we did. It's like an ATM or something you guys know about that I think or you have cousins or something that work in banking prolly huh? (looks to his right and laughs/winks) so maybe they could tell you about it they probably know some Catholics or something oop gotta go its been nice talking to you so make sure you get a pencil sharpener on the way out.

[underpants]

11. um

What is with that picture at the end of the table? The one with Laura?

[krispos42]

12. He he he he... Pizza!

"Okay, so were's going to get five pizzas. You Hebes can't eat bacon, right? Well, I'll just get you one of them "Hawaiin" pizzas, heh heh. They have pineapple and ham on them, but no bacon or pork. And I'll get a sausage and peppers pizza too, no bacon on that either. Two pepperoni pizzas, and a 'supreme' pizza, heh heh. Those have sausage, mushrooms, peppers,and olives. I like peppers. They're spicy. Heh heh. And you people will have plenty to choose from to eat. Us Amurrcans like Eye-talian food a lot here. Heh heh."