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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:24 PM
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Do you believe this magazine cover


Hidden pictures, the nerve of the bastards.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:30 PM
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1. "Make a Dragonfly" Like we all don't know what THAT really means! nt
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:40 PM
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7. Are you making a pass at me? n/t
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hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:32 PM
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2. huh?
Whats wrong with the cover?
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aspergris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:33 PM
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3. whooooooooosh n/t
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hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 08:48 PM
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27. so
african american kids, asian kids, and white kids aren't allowed to be friends?
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:34 PM
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4. You have to wonder what's in those cookies.

And check the blonde kid's eyeballs.
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:37 PM
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5. Fun with a purpose?!
Obviously, it's indoctrination. Why can't fun simply be fun? Evil bastards.
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:39 PM
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6. Check out this advertisement for a game I had as a kid.
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exothermic Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:42 PM
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9. You must be very young.
;-)
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:43 PM
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10. But, it's just as bad for the guys.
I mean what's with all the warmongering?

And why are they talking in gay code?
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:44 PM
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11. she's hot
i didn't know they had milf's in the 50's.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 08:39 AM
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22. Toy ads have really changed.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-16-08 04:42 AM
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28. And then there are the television spots...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:41 PM
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8. Clearly this magazine is polyandrist, pro-miscegenation propaganda
Shocking!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:46 PM
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12. Obama cheating on his wife in a tree house.
Now I've seen everything.
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The Liberal Thinker Donating Member (138 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:49 PM
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13. I don't get it.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 12:16 PM
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25. It's not worth it
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 08:51 PM
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14. Obama and Harry Potter?
That PROVES he's the anti-Christ.

Or else it's a blistering satire on fundies. I need to study it more.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 09:14 PM
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15. The hidden images in this cover...
1. Discarded bra at base of tree. Did the girl and boy in the treehouse just have SEX? Note highly satisfied look on her face.

2. Rabid pit bull at base of tree

3. Object in t-rex's hand not soda cup but rather bong. Witness his glazed-over eyes.

4. Dragonfly described in enclosed plans is readily convertible into a crack pipe.

5. Male child in teal top at back of picture is budding drag queen. Note extensive use of lipstick and blusher as compared to the girl (of course, she could have left HER face on the pillow, as we've already established she just got laid).

6. Egress ladder fails to meet OSHA, CPSC and local building code regulations.

7. There are TWO bluebirds in this picture. One is in the cat.

8. Further code violations: no fall protection, roof far out of compliance, improper support structure.

9. Where the hell is the light coming from? Shadows coming from treehouse are oriented at 90 degree angle to shadows of ball and rabid dog.

10. This was printed in 2006. Did it take you THIS LONG to steal this from the dentist's office?
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 10:00 PM
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17. Well done! n/t
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 11:56 PM
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18. What about zoned out T-rex with the baseball cap? What "really" happened to the dinosaurs?
Bonus question: how old is the earth and when did those "fossils" get buried?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 04:21 AM
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19. Number 3 covers the T-rex
"Object in t-rex's hand not soda cup but rather bong."
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 11:23 AM
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23. Aha, I missed that. Good summary.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 12:19 PM
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26. You missed the image of Jesus on one of the cookies in the basket...
and I am not going to tell you which one. :eyes:
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-08 09:57 PM
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16. "Playing checkers"
is code for plotting terrorism.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 04:24 AM
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20. Inside the magazine...
The "word of the month" is MISCENEGATION.


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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 06:38 AM
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21. your posts made me laugh

thanks

:rofl:

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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 12:09 PM
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24. It also has a rigged poll
that shows Goofus leading Gallant by 11%.

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