Tainted! Gargoyles! Bisexual perverts, effeminate Jesus & turning men into PIGS!!

[Bluebear]

Holy cannoli . . .


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Now we will see how Satan substituted the filthy pigsty goddess Circe or Cybele for the King of Kings. Around 325 A.D. a new "jesus' began to appear with long hair and effeminate features.

At the time of Pope Constantine, a new effeminate "jesus" began to appear with long hair.

This was not the Jesus of the Bible who defeated Satan and ALL the hosts of hell.

The REAL Jesus of the Bible did not have long hair. St. Paul said that it was a SHAME for a man to have long hair:

"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" (I Cor. 11:14).

St. John, in the book of Revelation, describes a destroying army of the demons of hell and they ALL have LONG hair:

"And they (demons) had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions" (Rev. 9:8).

Satan, through his Circe of Rome, seeks to turn all men into PIGS!!

Changing a man into a woman goes back to ancient Egypt. Egyptian gods and goddesses were BISEXUAL perverts!

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and on and on and on and on and on . . . . .

http://reformation.org/church-of-rome.html

[EFerrari]

1. This is what Paul meant when he said, " You stupid Ephesians!"

:rofl:

[PDJane]

2. Someone always has something that they can

rely on a little bit of "The Bible" to support. I hope, if man ever evolves enough to get off the planet he's wrecked, that religion stays here.

[newmajority]

3. I don't see the connection here.

My hair length has varied anywhere from half way down my back to shaved completely bald, and all points in between, and I never noticed any change in my level of perversity, or my level of bisexuality for that matter.

And how the FUCK do they know what kind of haircut Jesus had? Because long hair was another one of Paul's MANY hangups??

[Firespirit]

4. Transgendered.

Bisexual doesn't mean what you think it means.

/nitpick

That aside, great post.

:hi:

[DS1]

5. SLYKICKS!

[TlalocW]

6. Well, considering there's a pretty good chance that Jesus...

Would be closer looking to a typical Black man instead of the California surfer dude he's made out to be, yeah, he probably didn't have long hair.

TlalocW

[newmajority]

8. Still could have been long though

Dreadlocked Jesus?

[TlalocW]

9. I guess so...

Could be worse... could be Jerry Curls. Now I'm think of the "Soul Glo" product from the Eddie Murphy flick, "Coming to America." Would Jesus use Soul Glo, or would he just want your Soul to Glo?

TlalocW

[newmajority]

7. Christian artwork which disagrees with these fundies' theory

Now clearly this is a despiction of angels casting Satan (and his Flying V guitar) into the firey pits of Hell for all eternity. Surely our Christian brothers will notice that these angels all have long hair. And they apparently spend a lot of time working out at "GOD'S GYM"

[pnorman]

10. Here's a WEIRD link I found at that site:

http://reformation.org/page2.html#The%20Wonders

pnorman

[Bluebear]

12. 'The Twin Towers were only designed to last until Nelson Rockefeller became President!!'

http://reformation.org/ground-zero.html

:crazy:

[TrogL]

17. OK, did I switch universes again?

Some other thread has Obama bombing France, the United States at war with Canada, here we've got the Confederate army using nuclear bombs on the twin towers.

I'm going to bed. Could everybody please have everything back where it belong by the time I get up.

[cliffordu]

11. I just asked my wife whether she preferred the virile, short haired Jesus,

Or the long haired effeminate one and she said

"Depends on how drunk I am..."

[jobycom]

13. So Jesus was a short-haired, manly stud, eh?

[newmajority]

15. You are SO going to Hell for that!

Jesus would have never been caught dead - or resurrected in this video :scared:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLgfHziJdX0

[jobycom]

16. Oh ye of little faith.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?ndsp=21&um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&q=jesus%20christ%20superstar&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iv#

[newmajority]

18. Nah, if you really want to see fundies heads explode, you need this version.

A hippy Jesus rock opera is bad enough. But if what if Jesus was portrayed by a woman. And not just any woman......


.....but a LESBIAN !!!1!!!111!!!!! :nuke: <-freeper's head

Yep that's right: JC Superstar, as presented by The Indigo Girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdl3lL4W0Z8

[MisterP]

14. dang Jesuits!

http://reformation.org/stationary-earth.html
http://reformation.org/galileo-unmasked.html
http://reformation.org/pax-americana-pax-romana.html
Dougal: "But who cares anyway? They come in, they strip down the wallpaper, they fumigate the place and then they're gone!"
Ted: "Dougal! They're bishops!"

[newmajority]

20. Are they still bitching about Galileo?

I thought the Church "forgave" him and shit.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTuSDNRJYmE

[Bear down under]

19. These people make up their "facts"

The emperor Constantine was never pope, let alone the first pope. The pope (i.e. the bishop of Rome) for most of his reign was St Sylvester I, who is officially pope number 33.

There was a Pope Constantine -- but he was pope from 25 March 708 to 9 April 715 and is counted as pope #88.

Nor was Circe a goddess, not even a minor one; nor did the Greeks or the Romans identify her with Artemis (a.k.a. Diana).

[baby_mouse]

21. This is a "Family Guy" joke, right?

Really, someone that screwed up, I just feel sorry for them.