We must demand lesbian crisis updates from Tom Coburn.

[saltpoint]

In his campaign for the United States Senate in Oklahoma, Dr. Coburn warned that state's citizenry of the imminent lesbian menace then currently threatening daily life in the Sooner State.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/20162/

The lesbian menace was so prevalent that in many high schools, only one girl at a time was permitted to go to the bathroom, according to Dr. Coburn. And don't forget, folks -- Coburn's a doctor.

And so the obvious question is, has now-Senator Coburn helped resolve this crisis threatening Oklahomans? Has the crisis been addressed by a proper fact-finding Panel of experts noted for their command of lesbian menaces in other venues? Have travel agencies warned away unsuspecting tourists from Oklahoma destinations owing to the prevalence of punchecked lesbian activity? And is there an accompanying video?

As citizens, we should demand an update of Senator Coburn on this unspeakable horror confronting our nation. If it's that bad in Oklahoma, ladies and gentlemen, how long until it spreads to Ohio and Utah? To Mississippi and Delaware? May God save us!

Some combination of humble prayer and civic vehemence is called for, les this crisis burst the bounds of mere Oklahoma and spread to other regions of the country. And may we all be thankful to Tom Coburn, first being the lone voice in the wilderness for this critical problem, and now as our guiding light-- that we would emerge from the other side of the Depravity and Darkness!

Don't hesitate, good people. Contact Senator Coburn's office at once, preferably in extremely high numbers, and demand timely updates on the lesbian crisis that has apparently brought Oklahoma to a functional standstill. His staff stands ready to assuage your fears.

http://coburn.senate.gov/public/

[Faygo Kid]

1. Oklahoma's senators, Coburn and Inhofe - what's up with that?

They have to be the worst pair of senators in the U.S. from any single state.

Couple of nuts.

[saltpoint]

2. It's true -- they are both insane. I have no idea what gets into

Oklahomans when they show up to vote.

Unexplainable.

- - - -

Have never been to the Traverse City Film Festival but have been to that area and love it. Cherries. Crystal Lake. The lighthouse at Frankfort. And that terrific pizza restaurant near Interlochen?

Just a sensational part of the country.

[Faygo Kid]

5. I am going to retire there, I swear it. Flying up for 5 days in late August.

Gonna play golf, visit the wineries, grill, get on the water, enjoy the sunsets and hang out.

Beautiful place, for sure. Thank God I am staying with friends. The air fare from DC is out of control, plus the bag charges! (Tough to carry on golf clubs. . . )

Wish I could make the film festival this year, but happy to give it a boost. Michael Moore (who lives in the area) has done great things for the community. No doubt about it, the big draw this year will be Madonna (from Michigan, and her Dad owns a winery up there. Beautiful place: http://www.cicconevineyards.com/.)

[saltpoint]

6. Can I go too? Please?

I promise to be really good and behave myself.

Well you know, if you are choosing retirement places, that would be a great choice. If someone likes cherry pie or cherry cobbler, I'm not sure they could do any better.

Your upcoming 5 days sounds glorious. Have fun!

[MuseRider]

9. Well

it makes me feel better since I have Pat Roberts and old Sammy Brownback. I used to think they were the worst but now I feel better. (we are trying like hell to unseat Roberts but I do not think we can do it but we will try)

I know some wonderful people in OK but their neighbors must be a real hoot.

:hi: I was thinking about you the other day, wondering how you are. I hope well.

[saltpoint]

15. Hey there MuseRider Thank you for that hello and

I hope you are also doing well. I hope your kinfolk are thriving in the Big Apple and that you have been able to slip over there for a visit and a stage production or two and maybe a summer night's walk through the Village.

I hope your equine quadropeds are happy too. Say hello to them for me.

Yes -- help us all in doing whatever you can to retire Sen. Roberts. We won't miss him one bit!


:thumbsup: :hi:

[MuseRider]

19. Sadly I do not think

we will be able to do it this time. He has so much money, is already slamming Slattery who has not even been voted for in a primary but will most likely be the nominee. We still try but Roberts somehow has become important to a lot of people. I can't tell you how many times I run into him up in Topeka at odd events. He seems to get around and that really helps him.

No trips to NYC, son moves next summer then I will be there more. I will say hello, I am headed over to the pasture soon :).

Take care. :hug:

[Captain Hilts]

3. Can you catch lesbianism from a toilet seat? If so,

should girls start peeing standing up?

Or, does that cause lesbianism?

Coburn needs to start an information site and clearinghouse to advance the study of these issues.

[saltpoint]

4. Agree -- it's in Senator Coburn's hands now.

We look to him for proper guidance on this critical issue.

[JerseygirlCT]

8. Oh good questions!

Yes, those knotty problems definitely require investigation!

[JerseygirlCT]

7. The man is certifiable.

Holy cow. Truly, is there not something serious that he can worry about? And do these people really think that homosexuality is something contagious?

Lesbian menace... that's too funny.

[DainBramaged]

10. Menace? Where??? What are they going to do, kiss everyone to death?

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

13. LOL! They COULD! Those darn lesbians!

[Vinca]

11. It seems the only menace in bathrooms is Larry Craig and

he sure as hell isn't a lesbian. Where do people come up with these idiotic ideas?

[saltpoint]

14. "...and he sure as hell isn't a lesbian." LOL!

[gratuitous]

17. How do you know Larry Craig isn't a lesbian?

I've never read such a looksist post in all my time at DU! I may even get the vapors on this one. Alert, Mods, Alert!

For the humorously challenged, this post is meant in jest. It's a joke. Ha ha ha. See? I laughed heartily. You should, too. It's good for you.

[saltpoint]

18. You have a point -- we don't clinical KNOW that Craig is not a lesbian.

I think it would be wise for him to hold a press conference to deny that he is a lesbian if indeed he is not one.

His constituents deserve to hear it from the horse's mouth.

[newmajority]

12. The Lesbian invasion is coming for you, Coburn!

Are you on fire, Tom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM9JLtz1BBs

[Marrah_G]

16. The stupidity of some people just leaves me shaking my head.

[madokie]

20. I think our optical scan machines have been throwing our elections for years now

not on the local level but damn sure do on the national level.

dr tom is a whole like dick and w in that he thinks the laws of the land only apply to you and I not to he. No matter the question or concern I have, I always get the same ole tired form email in response, even talking to them gets the same results, same tired old bullshit. coburn is a dick head supreme