The Conservative INSULT GENERATOR: How To Win A Fight With A Conservative

[Segami]

When All Else Fails: 27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives

Use this handy tool to generate 27,000 possible random insults to hurl at all those fanatical, unmedicated, warmongering, FOX News-humping, Constitution-trampling, right-wing morons in your midst.


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[liberal N proud]

1. That could be fun

[tanyev]

2. LOL! Brilliant!

"wide-stanced Constitution-shredding sociopaths"

:rofl:

Bookmarking that site! :thumbsup:

[Segami]

3. Lets keep this in the top rec's & hopefully everyone posts their favorite insult. Maybe we could

have a ' Top Ten ' of the best voted insults.....lol!

[Segami]

12. LOL! Thats one of my favorites! It provokes such a clear image in my mind...lol!

[Brewman_Jax]

4. Those are good

but you can't win a fight with a conservative. Bash 'em with facts, they run away crying, then turn around and claim victory. :silly:

[MadHound]

5. Thanks, but insults are counterproductive

I prefer to use facts, a calm voice and gentle persuation. That way, rather than getting the fleeting satisfaction of pissing somebody off, I have the long term satisfaction of converting somebody.

[Segami]

9. There are many threads here discussing fact-based issues and topics. This is nothing more than a

little comic relief break. Its good for one's spirit and health to loosen up a bit and take time for a chuckle. It releases all that good healing chemistry in one's body.

[underseasurveyor]

27. And I did take it as such

Comic relief that is. And FTR my x bil is the only person that has ever yelled and screamed in my face.

Thanks for posting the site:hi:

[Chulanowa]

15. I just use a pointy stick

Takes less time, same effect, and it keeps them from peeing on your carpet.

[underseasurveyor]

24. That's all well and fine

Taking the high road is the best way but sometimes you run across some screaming in your face limpballed loving repubtard (like an x BIL of mine did to me some years ago) that would rather scream personal insults two inches from your nose and having a few nicely targeted insults to calmly throw back in their face is nice to have at ones disposal:evilgrin:

But for the majority... insults are counterproductive, I agree:-)

[DailyGrind51]

25. I used to believe in that "take the high road" stuff, but realize that

Republicans take that as a sign of weakness. Dukakis, Mondale, Gore, and Kerry all took the high road and lost, Clinton got into the mud and won. You can't take a knife to a gun fight!

[B Calm]

6. Greedy deficit-expanding morons. Unmedicated global-warming-denying trailer trash

[DearAbby]

7. You mean * bloodthirsty male-page-seducing zealots* GOP?

I LOVE IT! :::muffled giggles:::

[tomg]

8. "deranged dissent-stifling sociopaths "

Sounds about right to me.

[FSogol]

10. " wide-stanced reality-denying sociopaths!"

unhinged Armageddon-yearning chickenhawks
intolerant Clinton-blaming extremists


Thanks!

[FSogol]

11. dupe - delete

[helderheid]

13. sexually repressed deficit-expanding Busheviks

:yourock:

[DailyGrind51]

14. For college restroom walls:

"Young Republicans, what are you doing in here when your asshole is in the White House?"

[barbtries]

16. i love it

i gotta go check if my old bullshit generator is still around. i used to click on that for my daily inspiration back when i was first blogging. lol this is good
unmedicated deficit-expanding racists
selfish FOX News-humping Neanderthals
clueless gun-fondling troglodytes
lying deficit-expanding extremists
maniacal propaganda-dispensing racists

oh they're all that.

[BattyDem]

17. "authoritarian New Orleans-abandoning theocrats"

:evilgrin:

[0rganism]

18. How is it an insult if every word is true?

"bloodthirsty fearmongering bloviators" -- completely accurate
"heartless torture-sanctioning revisionists" -- seems about right
"self-deluding warmongering homophobes" -- yep
"intolerant Clinton-blaming xenophobes" -- 100% dead-on

I keep getting fair descriptions. How do you get it to make insults?

[kdpeters]

19. "greedy gay-hooker-patronizing fascists"

It's funny 'cause it's true!

[Segami]

23. I found myself putting B*sh personal faces to every insult. Just couldn't help it..LOL!

[Z_I_Peevey]

20. Erectile-dysfunctional, Constitution-shredding theocrats!

You know what's funny? I believe I have used 2/3 of this one already, on my own!

[Segami]

21. Hmmmm, kind of sounds like Cheney....lol!

[Froward69]

22. LOVE IT!!!

[guitar man]

26. maniacal FOX News-humping trailer trash !!

:rofl:

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

28. I got a real DUzy

"unmedicated tobacco-juice-dribbling homophobes"

[fascisthunter]

29. greedy Big Brother-worshipping fascists

[DCKit]

30. Funny as hell...

But to big 'a words for most wingers. They'll just punch you in the head for confusing them.

[Segami]

31. Just tell their puzzled face that its a compliment and they'll leave you alone...lol!

[locopolitico]

32. greedy oil-company-fellating Rethuglicans

Orwellian dissent-stifling draft dodgers

fanatical FOX News-humping 9/11-Tourette's sufferers

incompetent knuckle-dragging troglodytes

sexually repressed, male-page-seducing hypocrites

Deranged gas-guzzling Neanderthals

Couldn't have said it better myself!

[jazzjunkysue]

33. inbred military-wrecking elitists

I'd insert the word currency or economy, too.

[jazzjunkysue]

34. Republicans for Valdemort (OK, I saw that on a bumper)

[B Calm]

35. Knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, cheap labor republicans.

Okay I made this one up, sorta. . . .