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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:58 AM
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Funniest take yet on the Novak Hit and Run...
Mission to 18th and K

The decision of a 66 year old pedestrian to splay himself across the innocent windshield of columnist Robert Novak's Corvette convertible on July 23, 2008 was made routinely, at a low level of intellectual consideration and attention, without the columnist's knowledge. Remarkably, this produced a firestorm of media attention that has yet to subside.

Witnesses' reports that Novak drove directly into the pedestrian, who was crossing on the "Walk" signal, that the pedestrian was splayed across the windshield involuntarily, as a result of being struck by Novak's vehicle, and that Novak then drove away from the scene of the hit-and-run until a witness on a bicycle chased Novak, having to repeatedly block his vehicle to prevent Novak's attempts to escape from the scene were highly unlikely, regarded by the columnist as less than definitive, and it is doubtful that Novak ever saw him. Certainly officers on 18th Street did not, before they arrived at the downtown address, attributing Novak's behavior to "reckless driving" and issuing a $50 citation. That witness reports relied on the statements of a bicycle riding, knapsack wearing, possibly liberal and environmentalist lawyer made Novak's mission, moments earlier, the basis of unhinged Democratic accusations of "hitting a 66-year old man who was legally crossing the street" and "driving away after an accident victim was spread across the hood of your car", though these accusations were apparently forgotten by the time Novak was faced with reporters at the scene, and in response to their questions, tersely spoke.

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That's where Bono came in. Carrying the dual monikers of a sixties counterculture radical and a 21st century shades-wearing, debt-relieving, globe-trotting liberal firebrand, the bicyclist "witness" came to notice when, cruising lightly, almost as if windsurfing, he wheeled up on his no-doubt-French-made cycle to the window of Novak's Corvette (built entirely in the U.S.A.) and "hit the window with (his) fist." Bono claimed that he stated to Novak that "you can't just hit a pedestrian and drive away." He then placed his bicycle in front of Novak's car, apparently assuming that he had the force and authority to block Novak's further egress.

Bono is not a representative of District of Columbia Traffic Agency. However, his wife, Shaunee Moon (Littletree) Bono is an agency operative on liberalization of jaywalking policy. Two senior Traffic Agency officials told me that Bono's wife suggested sending him to 18th and K to intercept Novak's Corvette. The Agency states that its counterjaywalking officials chose Bono and asked Moon (Littletree) Bono to contact him. "I will not discuss any matters regarding my wife", said Bono, when I interviewed him, "Particularly when I am splayed across the hood of your car."

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After Novak stated that "He's not dead, that's the main thing," Bono declined any further interviews. "The story was never me," said Bono, "it was always the guy who drove directly into a 66-year old man crossing at a walk signal, who flew across his windshield, and then driving away, until repeatedly stopped by witnesses." The story, actually, is whether a covert jaywalking inducement policy, launched by an Agency operative, and executed by the spouse of that operative, should remain covert. I, for one, say no--in the Agency's, the streets' and the public interest.


http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2008/07/mission-to-18th-and-k.html



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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:07 AM
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1. Funny.
Thanks! :rofl:
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:28 AM
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2. Josh Marshall's comments are good, too.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/205401.php

"He's a controversial figure and the case is so weird that it sort of speaks for itself; blogging about something like that is like fishing in a stocked pond -- no sport in it.
<snip>
Now, Novak says he didn't realize he'd hit anyone. And if that's true it removes a great deal of the moral and potential criminal liability. But it puts in real question whether Novak should be driving a car. If you can be driving through the relatively compact streets of downtown Washington, hit a pedestrian so that he rolls up on to your windshield and then trundles off onto the ground and you don't notice, should you really be driving?

Think about that. For most of us I think having anything make contact with your car while you're in motion is very jarring, as it should be. That's certainly been my experience. And you don't notice when you plow into a guy and he rolls up on your windshield? I don't get that."
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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 11:15 AM
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4. He thought it was just a bug
Luckily the wipers removed the splatter before it could mar the appearance of the Corvette.
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:05 AM
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3. Kick
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 11:36 AM
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5. Well we now know one thing for certain about Novak....
...the man is a LIAR!
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