Couric, defined. (Never realized how accurate this is)

[burythehatchet]

Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.
me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

[aspergris]

1. There is much wisdom in south park

Love it.

[burythehatchet]

2. Did you see the referenced episode? One of the best ever.

[aspergris]

4. Yes

I have seen (pretty much ) every episode.

My all time faves are the Cartman in the future series, the "smug" episode, the "pip" episodes, and darn... there are so many.

Oh, and the dog whisperer one was classic.

Really, that show packs more insightful satire into 1/2 hour than anything else imo

[burythehatchet]

5. OMG, my son and I were cracking up quoting the Smug episode last week

[aspergris]

7. and the movie was good too

I mean a musical. ANd it was good...

"better than cats!!!"

I mean when they started singing "shut your fucking face uncle fucker!" I was literally laughing out loud. I have never laughed that hard at any movie in my life.

"Blame Canada" won the awards, but that's only because no network or major awards show is going to reference a song called "shut your fucking face uncle fucker" even though it was clearly a show stopper

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

3. K&R. One of the crappiest OPs I've read in some time.

[burythehatchet]

6. I was getting flushed typing it.

[Javaman]

8. I was moved by it. nt

[burythehatchet]

9. I didn't have to push myself either. It just flowed effortlessly.

I could go all day. (Must be the oat bran)