PHOTO: HOWL, monkey, HOWL: Bush forms mouth into "O," slaps together flippers while issuing Fatwa

[Amerigo Vespucci]

U.S. President George W. Bush gives speaks about energy and the economy at the Lincoln Electric Company in Euclid, Ohio, July 29, 2008.
REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)

ON EDIT: In the heat of the moment, I FAILED to acknowledge the HILARITY of the Reuters caption ("Bush gives speaks")...BONUS! Reuters is obviously channeling the late Peter Sellers' Inspector Clouseau.

:rofl:

[Hope And Change]

1. LOL

[Kutjara]

2. The photog must have caught him at the precise moment...

...he was trying to spell the "O" in "economy," Village People style.

[yardwork]

18. LOL!

[ArbustoBuster]

19. But his hands are forming an A.

I'm sad to say that this shows just how deep the President's illiteracy goes. He can't even tell basic letters apart.

[Kutjara]

29. My point precisely.

;)

[burythehatchet]

3. It really is the mising link. Sad.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. A somewhat less-evolved monkey manifestation of what would become man.

:rofl:

:toast:

[dbt]

5. I'm a fleabit peanut monkey,

All my friends are junkies...

[BeatleBoot]

6. He gives good speaks

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "The proctologist at Walter Reed said I was a perfect asshole"

[Ian David]

8. ...

"Ape has killed ape! Ape has killed ape!"

[Indenturedebtor]

10. Insert Saudi Prince into Slot B n/t

[Gabi Hayes]

13. qu' est-ce que c'est?

[Wednesdays]

20. Heh

:rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. "You're a Bush."

Damned straight you are, monkeyboy. :rofl:

[Subdivisions]

11. The sound of harbors seals comes to mind. He's nowhere near as cute. n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

25. Yep.

He is just proving that man and harbor seals can coexist:)

[bdf]

12. When I give Dick a BJ he likes me to open my mouth like this

and clap my hands on his nads like this.

I prefer to spit afterwards, but Dick always makes me swallow. The one time I didn't he kicked the shit out of me and I had to pretend I'd choked on a pretzel.

But even I have never been stupid enough to ever turn him down, like that lawyer friend of his did. If Dick wants his dick sucked, you just chow down and get on with it. Or else.

[corkhead]

16. dude, quotation marks are your friend. This would read a lot different if you used them

:hi:

Welcome to DU btw.

[bdf]

28. I figured people here would be bright enough to figure it out without quotation marks.

Or have I stumbled onto a right-wing board by mistake? :puke:

Nah, I can't have, or people would be saying that they're twice as good as me because their mother and father are also brother and sister. :)

[global1]

14. Too Bad Obama Has To Follow A Monkey Act........nt

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. Amazing new Monkey - Seal HYBRID on display at the circus!!

[Wednesdays]

21. Missing link?

[jimshoes]

17. What did they do, outsource the captioning

to some IT firm in Khazakstan?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

23. It only adds to the charm, don't you think?

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

22. Doesn't he cover his mouth when he yawns? nt

[symbolman]

24. Breaking!

Most powerful man on Earth forms the letter "O" with own lips!

Suprised the media isn't all over this..

He's always SO PROUD when he can complete a sentence.. Always shows the two year old facial expression that says, "Look, I made POO!!"

Goddam it's embarrassing to have your country robbed and destroyed by a total dorko..

[4_TN_TITANS]

26. Rec just for the title...

'slaps flippers together'... :rofl:

[Bluebear]

30. You said it!

[Hubert Flottz]

27. Bush is trying to get into welding school so he can teach welding

in prison when he and Dick get there!

[BeHereNow]

31. YOU REALLY NEED TO ISSUE a WARNING on this thread! Keyboard SPEW alert!

Many keyboards will be ruined when readers open this thread-
So glad I was not drinking any liquids when I opened it.

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BHN