ck4829
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Fri Aug-01-08 07:31 PM
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Found the agenda for the 2008 Republican National Convention |
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Edited on Fri Aug-01-08 07:45 PM by ck4829
September 1, 2008 Opening prayer by Pat Robertson and other "agents of intolerance" Find out if the "surge" is still working Say America desperately needs to drill more and Americans are suffering at the pump Awkward silence when Exxon's record profits are mentioned Find out if the "surge" is still working Burn an Obama effigy Blame things on Liberals hour Find out if the "surge" is still working Speech by reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan Close with finding out if the "surge" is still working
September 2, 2008 "9/11, 9/11, 9/11..." for 15 minutes - By Rudy Giuliani President XXXXXX X XXXX comes to the convention (Closed to reporters) Find out if the "surge" is still working Dick Cheney announces the insurgency is in it's last throes "It's time to liberate the freedom fighters from GITMO!" - By Oliver North Tackle Oliver North off of the stage Announcing a new era of "compassionate conservatism"... by nuking the poor Find out if the "surge" is still working President XXXXXX X XXXX makes a gaffe while thinking his mic is turned off Close with finding out if the "surge" is still working
September 3, 2008 America is good! Certain Americans, like liberals, feminists, and gays, are bad! 15 minutes talking about the sanctity of life 30 minutes talking about supporting war in Iraq 30 minutes talking about ending social programs for the poor President XXXXXX X XXXX makes a gaffe while thinking his mic is turned off Find out if the "surge" is still working Camera accidentally records Cheney strangling an Iraqi child and drinking her blood Cheney shoots cameraman Find out if the "surge" is still working
September 4, 2008 President XXXXXX X XXXX makes a speech McCain nominated Republicans praying so they won't be completely humiliated in November
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Just had Diet Coke go out my nose.
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3. Side trips to the Larry Craig Memorial Men's Room |
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