Lil Bush falls off his bicycle today - got a pretty bad boo-boo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DogPoundPup]

snip -

Bush spent Friday morning on a bike ride and apparently came back rougher for the wear. Video taken by the television cameras showed the president limping a little as he returned to Walker's Point. Perino declined to say what happened, but said he might be left with a bruise after "a good, tough bike ride, just the kind he likes. He's fine."
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Love_at_White_House_Bush_staffers_0801.html

[LWolf]

1. I could swear I remember reading this exact same story

a few years back.

I must be losing it...time to turn off the 'puter, lol.

:crazy:

[2KS2KHonda]

5. Maybe it's just a Segway segue

:rofl: :D

[sandyj999]

2. He Needs his Training Wheels Back. n/t

[Bluebear]

3. 'Perino declined to say what happened' - always on vacation too. HIC!!!

[Kadie]

4. Pics

here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3717154&mesg_id=3717154

[JuniperLea]

7. EW! EW EW EW!!!

Even that little bit of leg is far more of him than I ever wanted to see! EW!

[JuniperLea]

6. He always gets that confused!

It is supposed to be: Easy as falling off a log, or, just like riding a bicycle, you never forget.

[ColbertWatcher]

8. "a good, tough bike ride, just the kind he likes. He's fine."

Oh, I bet it was.

[Botany]

18. Well bush does like it bulldog tough

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

...except the illegal part.

[Botany]

21. If Bill Clinton had a gay male "rough love" hooker spending the night ...

.... in the White House do you think that Newt, Fox, and Rush would have said
anything?

[ColbertWatcher]

22. Don't forget the "press credentials".

To answer your question: yes. In fact, they would still be talking about it.

[DearAbby]

9. He fought the bike....and the bike won...

:::sung to the tune of "He fought the pretzel... and the pretzel won:::

[fascisthunter]

10. DAMN!

maybe next time

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. "a good, tough bike ride, just the kind he likes"

Maybe he had a little mid-course meeting with his good buddy Jeff Gannon?

[malaise]

12. Guess he's practicing for that mountain bike ride in China

Word is he'll be riding on the mountain bike track the athletes will use.

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/washington/washington/entries/2008/07/31/bush_to_bike_ol.html
<snip>
We learn from a Wednesday interview with Asian news organizations that President Bush plans to ride the Olympic mountain bike course when he is in Beijing next week. He mentioned it twice during the session.

First reference: “As a matter of fact, I’m going to mountain bike again on the Olympic, hopefully, on the Olympic course, just to get some exercise.”

Second reference: “I’m a sportsman. I love sports. As I mentioned, I’m looking forward, I hope I’ll be riding my mountain bike on the mountain bike trail. I’ll probably be taking the easiest route, because the hills looked quite steep the last time I was there.”

add link, snip.

[monmouth]

28. Sounds like he wants to be seen as an athlete like Barack...LOL.

[susu369]

29. Count the "I's"

bu$h uses in a couple of sentences. A complete narcissist.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. Did he come upon a pretzel?

[MetaTrope]

14. First it was a "pretzel" shiner, and now his secret masters busted his kneecap

Was Poppy anywhere in the area?

[alphafemale]

15. pasty white thighs...baybee nt

Thank g-d for the absence of close ups.

[FrenchieCat]

16. He's such a giant doofus.

[notadmblnd]

17. it's nothing to laugh at

I have friends and relatives that have suffered bike falls and wouldn't wish it on anyone :sarcasm:

[RedLetterRev]

20. I wouldn't wish it on him, either

but I wouldn't stand between him and a sh*tpot of built-up karma, either... just sayin'.

[DemoTex]

23. You did not read my earlier post. Re: The Bu$hes calling Ru$h.

Drunk. Drunk as lords. Dialing drunk. Phoning phucked up. Still drunk on the bicycle. Learn it folks, learn it now .. we have a severe, practicing alcoholic with his finger on the button!

[Botany]

24. Or when he showed up in Slovenia

a good friend runs a drug and alcohol clinic in Cleveland .... he told me in 2002 that
the bush pretzel watching the super bowl story was b.s..

[RedLetterRev]

25. No, he's not a practicing alcoholic

I'd say he's down pat.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. awww, the poor stupid little bastard... let me go wipe my eyes...

.. because I've got tears in them from laughing so damned hard...

What a friggin' PUTZ! Put the training wheels bak on, Georgie, you're not ready to ride a 'big boy' bike yet....

[Wizard777]

27. Thank You! I can put the Voodoo Doll away now.

[Danmel]

30. Was he whistling show tunes?

Good Tough Bike Rides, Just the Kind He Likes" "Suffice it to say he wasn't "whistling Show Tunes". Me thinks though does't protest too much.


http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4188/is_20040530/ai_n11457224

[marmar]

31. Biking While Intoxicated?

:beer: