The Repulicans set up their campaign office directly across from our Democrats Office

[graywarrior]

Both our offices were cranking tonight. There's gonna be a war in this small town.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. Yeah, but only one was cranking out fertilizer :)

:hi: nice lady :hug:

[graywarrior]

2. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. And the Lysol at the ready

[guitar man]

3. two words

WATER BALLOONS!! :hi: :rofl:

[annabanana]

4. Set up surveillance cameras kids....

The temptation might just be too much!

[liberal N proud]

5. Get a telescope on a tripod and set it up in the window

Have it pointing right in their front window.

[justgamma]

6. Want to hear a good one from the whiny pukes?

Both of us have a fair both at the county fair. We have a new fair manager. She gave us the booth right inside the door because the pukes had it last year. The head puke in this county stormed into her office and threatened to sue her if she didn't give it to them again. Yeah, we moved. Didn't want to cause her any trouble.

[graywarrior]

8. Ha!

I was informed tonight after being introduced to a guy by one ofour state reps that the guy is a double agent. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Why do republicans all wear blue dress shirts with red ties?

[Ian David]

9. Do NOT leave computers (especially laptops) overnight in the office.

Unless you leave one behind that's been deliberately infected with viruses, contains fake data, and has "LoJack For Laptops" installed.

[merh]

10. I would suggest you get some of these

Just be sure to pick up all the expended balloons.

[rocktivity]

11. With the help of the NSA

Bush and McCain probably got Obama's phones tapped anyhow.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Ichingcarpenter]

12. You need to put the Sturgis poster in the Window

Be sure to circle him and Kid Rock and Kellie pickler.

[graywarrior]

13. Bwahahahahahahaha! That would go over big in NH.