Wed. flat as roadkill, tired as a corpse? Then wake up and CAPTION John McMeltdown.

[skip fox]

John McMeltdown is saying, "And I'll bet my opponent wouldn't take up the Miss Buffalo Chip challenge and volunteer his wife to come up here and show you all her scars and maybe a few tricks with a burro and ski boots. . . . That's cause he's an elitist!!!"

[Frustratedlady]

1. That sure looks like Obama's crowd.

[Cheap_Trick]

8. Difference is

they didn't come to see McCain. It was Sturgis. They would have been there anyway. More like a captive crowd.

[zbdent]

2. "Who's Bono?"

"They keep cheering Bono! Bono! Sonny's dead ..."

[zbdent]

3. "And you say this green screen I have my hands on ...

really will look like a mass of humanity?"

[Bright Eyes]

4. "Who are all you people, and why are you on my lawn?"

[skip fox]

5. "Listen, you need a president who's ready to lead, who's got dignity and

can command your respect. . . Speaking of respect, you wanta see Cindy in a thong???"

[originalpckelly]

6. "I see white people."

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "Yes that's right Dick Cheney and I are outlaw 1%ers too...

according to the latest popularity polls, but hey, what the fuk do the American people know anyway?"

[skip fox]

9. "And I'm greatly gratified that America has responded so well to my POSITIVE campaign.

If you pay attention to what I say, in fact, by the end of the month you'll be POSITIVELY repulsed by my opponent. In fact, he'll be lucky not to be indicted just for being such a malignant, trustless, faithless, un-American, cowardly, lying individual"

[AnnieBW]

10. And Now Cindy's Gonna Show Her Tits and Get Hosed Down With Bud!

[skip fox]

11. "I'm going to get some surgical implants so everyone who votes for me can reach

up like this and squeeze 'em."

[guitar man]

12. Hey all you damn kids, get off my lawn!!!! nt