Old as ooze? Stuck as glue? Then come CAPTION John McGoo.

[skip fox]

". . . and we have to tap all the resources we have. For instance, I have two rectal tubes running way out behind me that . . ."

[Wickerman]

1. I hope Fark does something with that one! n/t

[MrScorpio]

2. Fermi II

I wonder if anyone asked him what happened to Fermi I

[slampoet]

3. " I remember when we didn't have Atoms.........."

[zbdent]

5. God: "Let there be light!"

McCain: "TURN THAT DAMN LIGHT OFF!!! Damn kids ..."

[zbdent]

4. "Compared to the half-life of U238 ...

I'm middle-aged ..."

[lame54]

6. He should go back to the green screen...

who's the jackass that picked that background?

[originalpckelly]

7. "George Bush can't say nuclear, I can't remember what it is."

[Indenturedebtor]

8. "How dare you fall asleep when I'm speaking!?!?! You little c***'s! "

[originalpckelly]

9. Fuck that, he's so boring he falls asleep when he's giving a speech.

:P

[Indenturedebtor]

11. Lol they should outlaw listening to McBoosh speeches while operating heavy machinery n/t

[originalpckelly]

12. ...

:rofl:

[skip fox]

10. (in a rough, old gravel-road voice): "Well, I remember where all this

began. In fact the guy that discovered fire was living in the cave next to my uncle's."

[malaise]

13. McOlden

wrinkled up old guy!!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "And I'll throw Miz. Buffalo Chip into those two live volcanoes behind

me here at high noon, if that's what it takes for me to be sElected pREsident!"

[skip fox]

15. " . . . and right before your eyes you can see MY energy solution. You see

these two microphones are not ordinary electric ones but brand new 'essence transponders' that convey what comes out of my mouth over to those two reactors in the background which then convert the essential elements in the vapor into energy. What you see rising is simply some of the hot gas left over."

[skip fox]

16. The smoking horns of the beast.

:)