I want to be made love to

[CatWoman]

I'M TIRED OF GETTING SCREWED!!!!!!!

Where the fuck are you, Democrats?

Are you following Ron Suskind's revelations?????????

Is Chimpeachment still off the table, Nancy? WHY????????????????

[Phillycat]

1. Prediction: 5000 views, 30 posts.

:D

[mmonk]

14. LOL

I know I was suckered into it. I agree with the OP sentiments however.

[helderheid]

21. ditto!

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

25. 3,421 recs

[BunkerHill24]

46. HAHAHaA Duzy material

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

79. the only problem is

Skinner can't put this on the front page :)

[mrdmk]

89. It is on the front page HA!!! n/t

:toast:

P.S. K & R

[babylonsister]

2. LOL! Ditto that, CatWoman!

:hi:

[CatWoman]

3. !!

:hi:

[librechik]

4. Nancy can't hear you--she turned off the mics

and went on a book tour.

[CatWoman]

35. owwww!!!!

*bending over laughing hysterically*

:rofl:

[Kweli4Real]

38. Watch it ...

Bending over, laughing or not, will get you screwed!

[Demeter]

90. She's In Ann Arbor Tonight

I contemplate the possibility that there will be more protesters outside than lucky wristband wearers inside, and the inevitability that it will all get short shrift from the local paper....

[krispos42]

5. .

[cliffordu]

20. rofl

[petgoat]

80. Now that's funny! Great idea! nt

[peace13]

6. I'll comment.

Ron was on CSPAN this morning and he needs some polish on his interview skills. I saw him on KO first and he wasn't too bad but this morning he opens with all the folks who are changing their tune on him. He was not convincing to me. I am not questioning his truthfulness just that his delivery is not very convincing. Pelosi and her fellow rethuglicans have a great talent for ignoring the facts and I don't see any hope of opening her eyes at this point. It doesn't stop me from calling her on a weekly basis though. Peace, Kim

[truebrit71]

7. Can't we do both?

:evilgrin:

Oh wait, you're talking about politics....

[CatWoman]

10. LOLOLOL!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

[CoffeeCat]

8. I hear ya...

I'm tired of feeling like I'm in a bad relationship--where I experience a
series of degrading one-night-stands.

We believe in these people, tango with them--and wait for the phone call that
never comes.

...until they need something from us again (like votes).

They're screwing us all right...and they don't respect us in the morning.

I feel so dirty.

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. Nothing is going to happen.

[derby378]

87. Rachel Dratch, is that you?!?

Could you please give the "Debbie Downer" routine a rest? CatWoman is in serious need of some sweet lovemaking, here...

:hi:

[mike_c]

11. can we get a fifth rec-- who else is HORNY FOR JUSTICE?

:rofl:

[Vickers]

28. "HORNY FOR JUSTICE"

There's a t-shirt.

:P

[mmonk]

40. Yep. I wonder if my neighbors would be offended if I made a yard

sign with that.

[TahitiNut]

12. (Hmmmm...) Well, it sounds like it's time for me to visit Atlanta.

:loveya:

[CatWoman]

57. the cats say come on down

they are anxiously awaiting to recruit another slave :)

[AwakeAtLast]

13. We can't even get a decent meal first!

:D

[CatWoman]

18. nor a kiss afterward!!!!

:)

[Jackpine Radical]

15. Jeez, I don't know how to respond to this post

without getting myself into really deep trouble :blush: uh, I mean...

[The Backlash Cometh]

16. Yeah, give them a lifetime of support, and all you have to show for it are

the cold sores.

[MadMaddie]

37. Dammit that's funny!

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

17. I have to ask.

Are you, perhaps, listening to Pointer Sisters singing "I wanna a man with a slowwww hand ...."?

Yeah, I'm tired of getting screwed, too, and I'm tired of Nancy and Harry holding the choke chain while Bush does it.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. I hope Bob Dole don't read DU!

[King Coal]

22. I'm with ya Cat! Suskind has the tapes too!

Should we try to mass email Pelosi? Would that help? I doubt it. I think we are screwed.

But I still lub ya, Cat!!

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

23. Totally off-topic, but....

Looking at your message with the benefit of some strong cough syrup, I have come to realize that the sentence "Is Chipmeachment still off the table, Nancy?" when taken out of context, is a REALLY weird sentence. Try to imagine someone with no knowledge of recent political history, say a time traveler from the year 1906, coming upon that sentence.

Anyways! Carry on.

:hi:

[CatWoman]

58. hey sweetie!!

:hi:

haven't seen you in a while.

still watching those MST3K tapes? :)

[orleans]

68. hey! pass that "cough syrup" over this way. n/t

[Turbineguy]

24. Could you

add more details to your profile?

:evilgrin:

[spanone]

26. and there's a huge difference between the two

recommended

[hopewell1985]

27. Nancy

May be in over her head but I think she means well.

[spanone]

29. i don't care if she means well.....she has a job to do

[FreepFryer]

30. 30th! Enough foreplay, let's get it on already (n/t)

[bdamomma]

83. and has proved a number of times that she is not doing her job either

just waiting for the election, that is their answer to everything,apparently a new administration will not undo the damage that has been done.

[Kermitt Gribble]

39. Yeah, she means well in a bushie sort of way.

[Wednesdays]

31. I always wondered why, after reading DU,

I would always crave a cigarette. :shrug:

[fla nocount]

32. Will you still like me when you're sober, will you make me breakfast? n/t

[crimsonblue]

33. I'm gonna need some pictures first....

Just so that I can see that we are compatible... If you catch my drift ;)

[scheming daemons]

34. This thread is worthless without pictures

[orleans]

69. lol! n/t

[MadMaddie]

36. CatWoman you made me click this link

Nancy and Harry, Why?

[redqueen]

41. Excellent questions all.

[guitar man]

42. PM me some pics

....and we'll talk. :evilgrin: :loveya:


(oops, I guess I should read more than just the subject line!):hide:

:yoiks:

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

43. Don't bother them, Cat...

It's their vacation time.:)

[CatWoman]

60. look at the sweet face!!!

for the record, I'm talking about the cat :)

:hi:

[valerief]

44. They're benefitting from the sale of the USA, apparently. nt

[underpants]

45. SLUT!!!

Oh man that got SO turned around on you

:bounce:

:P :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

61. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's ok - I'll get your ass back.

when you LEAST expect!!!

:)

[windoe]

47. Everybody needs a good ravishing

make love not war...

What is the matter with these people? Are they under some kind of surveillance themselves to keep them in line? It is really uncanny that they are all ignoring the law. Yes, they can be bought off, but there is something very strange with how far they are willing to enable clear criminal activity. Seriously.

[SammyWinstonJack]

94. Perhaps they know somethings we don't? Like maybe bu$hco isn't going anywhere, election or not?

:scared:

[windoe]

97. Or McSame's plan to steal it~

I do not wish to empower the possibility, just name it for vigilance sake. What times we live in, huh?

[RoccoR5955]

48. Forget Impeachment....

:kick:
... I want to see Bushco, Inc. brought up under racketeering charges under the RICO statute, as well as treason. They can then lock them up, and literally let them rot in prison without the hope for parole!

Hell, some of us knew what they were up to from BEFORE the time that they took power. You know that the list of employees of Bushco, Inc. are made up of most of the characters of Raygun Enterprises, don't you? Same fecal matter, different administration!

[NBachers]

86. RICO is the ticket for the whole damn

Reprehensible Party. You can prove a chain of behavior. Everyone's guilty of conspiracy charges. Use the same tactics that are used against organized crime and drug organizations.

[JFN1]

49. It has all been one big, elaborate robbery

The Bush years have been all about the money - getting it for people who already have it, and caring not one whit about anything else.

Just the cash.

They've emptied the treasury, maxed out the credit card, and killed about a million people.

And the worst part?

You are right - we are getting screwed.

But we're getting screwed hardest by DEMOCRATS who have FAILED to ENFORCE THE LAW and HOLD THOSE SCUMBAG THIEVES ACCOUNTABLE.

[chimpymustgo]

50. I want the flowers, the surf and turf dinner, the sensual ride home, foreplay, rip clothes off,

bump uglies, then kiss and cuddle.

THEN IMPEACH GODDAMMIT!!!!!

[rateyes]

59. Yeah, I want all that and the

Impeachgasm.

[Swamp Rat]

51. XXXOOOXXXXOOOXXXOOOXXXOOO!!!

:hug: :loveya: :spank: :* :hug: :loveya: :spank: :* :hug: :loveya: :spank: :* :hug: :loveya: :* O8)

[CatWoman]

65. I can't believe, with all the shit happening and all the dirt coming out

she had the GALL to take the time to write a fucking BOOK!!! :grr:

[bdamomma]

82. is she expecting us to buy her book????

shows you how delusional she is.

yes, we are being screwed and abused is more like it. they are playing us for fools.

[Octafish]

52. Wow! Wowie-wow-wow-wow!

"Would you care for another glass of champag-na, Nancy?"



"We shall make the love after the impeahment, yes?"

[CatWoman]

62. Octi!!!!

that's is too funny!!!! :rofl:

one of my favorite SNL skits :rofl:

[ulysses]

53. on one hand, I could way have fun with this.

On the other, you know my wife and my cat.

:scared:

:hi:

[CatWoman]

63. LOL

Mr. K -- the Keeper of the Faith :)

:hi:

[ZombieHorde]

54. .

[Nevernose]

55. Well THIS thread was certainly a letdown!

I agree with your sentiments, though. :)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

56. TAXI!!!

:evilgrin:

Nancy's about as prone to impeach as I am to sprout magnolia blooms.

Cat Woman :hi: :loveya: :)

[CatWoman]

64. SALMON!!!

:rofl:

you rang?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

66. 1-800-majorpev was the number ;)

:rofl:







(your pic no work) *frump*

[CatWoman]

67. how about this one?

:)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

72. Okey Doke :)

Yesm I can, thankya kindly :hug:

[onehandle]

70. I'm in Decatur. But, I'll have to get my wife's permission. nt

[CatWoman]

71. how's the kitties?

I would think you would have to get THEIR permission first!! :hi:

[onehandle]

73. I came across pics of two of them as squeelings the other day...

My wife heard "squeeing" from a dumpster behind a strip mall. The dumpster was full of thousands of beer bottles from a tavern and a cardboard beer carton containing four newborn kittens. They were left there to die. It was a miracle that she heard them over traffic. One of us had to come home from work from downtown during the day to feed them for weeks. We kept two and some friends of ours took two others. We currently have only three cats. The fewest we've had in a long, long time.

[Lithos]

74. Precious

They needed you and you them.

L-

[CatWoman]

75. oh so PRECIOUS!!!!!!

I thank you and Mrs. Onehandle with all my heart!!! :loveya:

I positively hate the evil shit that people do.

Thank God there are good people like you and your wife to counter them.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

76. C'mere babe...

[marmar]

77. I'm into having sex I ain't into making love, so come give me a hug........

..... What? This isn't about 50 Cent lyrics?

[YOY]

84. Can wwe catch you at the club, drinking bub?

n/t

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

78. Uhmmm...well...

If you INSIST(twists hair around finger nervously)

[Skittles]

81. no vaseline or reacharounds either

just plain getting fucked over :(

[Wapsie B]

85. If we are not able to impeach and remove * from office

then we will have sent a message to the repugs they can get away with anything. Gun to her head or not, Nancy should've led the fight to impeachment. As it is, * and the gang will never stand to answer for the crimes they have committed. If this president cannot be impeached who the hell can?

[Ellipsis]

88. Cue Issac Hayes Music....

Great Post

[Khaotic]

91. Chimpeachment ... It's Fair, It's Ethical, It's Democratic

[The Wizard]

92. When Pelosi declared

Impeachment is off the table she told the Republicans, and the Administration in particular, Go ahead, fuck the American people up the ass; I'll supply the lube.
Yes we are getting fucked with our pants on.

[samsingh]

93. you made me look

[Lydia Leftcoast]

95. The Congressional Democratic leadership has betrayed us

They told us that they couldn't do anything--not even make a statement--because they didn't have a majority.

We have them their majority, and now they say they can't do anything because "they don't have a veto-proof majority" and "it would look like political posturing."

I hope all the Dems who apparently think it's okay for a president to flout the Constitution every which way get strong, spineful primary challenges who nail their craven, complicit asses to the wall.

[Initech]

96. We're getting F'ed in the A by both parties right now and it sucks ass.