Paris Hilton's Energy Policy. Let's get serious about this idea!

[L. Coyote]

Paris Hilton's energy policy comes in two parts:

First, fly to Maui for ham.

Second, use Obama's ideas. So, I'm okay with the second part.

Universe to Paris. Hello, Paris, have you ever considered the carbon footprint your "hot" flying little toosh has on the planet?

Maybe a great energy policy would be to not consume so much energy oneself.
I suggest giving up flying completely. You could switch to a bicycle.
That's a really god way to keep a hot toosh looking good for as long as possible (to avoid becoming "wrinkly").

Oh, and the same goes for all you Congress critters flying home every weekend,
and all you corporate jet setters too! Quit using so much energy to fly your
wrinkly tooshes all over the world.

We could use the energy savings and the clean air would be a plus too!

[Frances]

1. Paris was going for a tan, not ham

[Libby2]

2. roflmao!

[L. Coyote]

3. I though we were taking this seriously .....

:rofl: