They who CAPTION shall have generations sing their praises. Let's do John McPain again.

[skip fox]

McPain just got done saying, "We're Republicans and Americans! That makes us strong and inventive. . . . Hell, you outta see what Cindy can do with her butterfinger."

(bit over the line?)

[liberal N proud]

1. I nailed it, Offer Cindy for the Ms Buffalo Chip contest and the crowd likes me

[Warpy]

2. "Being a pimp is a lot funner than being a whore"

[rurallib]

3. fresh Depends can really lift a man's spirits

[Turbineguy]

4. "I don't write this shit

I just parrot it. And I feel no shame!"

[enid602]

5. serves him right

Oh my God! Janet Reno´s head is growing out of the side of my face. Guess I shouldn't have told that Chelsea Clinton joke in the Senate.

[Cronus Protagonist]

6. I hope they can't tell I'm crapping in my pants right now

[sabra]

7. "excuse me for a second while I go potty"

[skip fox]

8. McPain is smiling while thinking: "I just downed a cap of speed

and three Viagra pills then changed my colostomy bag. . . . Wow. Ready for anything!"

[Indenturedebtor]

9. "Mmmm can't wait to go to MCL Cafeteria... Mmmm boiled food mmmm." n/t

[guitar man]

10. "I have a *scooter* too...

...it's a Hoveround"

:rofl:

[renie408]

11. "Hey, the new comfort stretch waistband on these Depends really IS more comfortable!!"

[Evoman]

12. Jim Henson comes back from the dead and introduced his newest muppet, "Gerry Hatrick"

[Javaman]

13. "depends really work!!" nt

[Doug.Goodall]

14. The latest Diebold report says this election will be a cake walk

[krispos42]

15. "Microphone's upright today! Damn, I'm off to a good start!"

"Too bad I have to actually open my mouth now and ruin everything." :-(

[frylock]

16. my friends..

blahblahblah, my friends. blahblah, blah, my friends.

[skip fox]

17. McPain is thinking, "Miss Buffalo Chip Cindy. It's got a good ring."

:)