George W. Bush needs a theme song to reflect his presidency.......

[marmar]

..... I nominate "Firestarter" by Prodigy:



Im the trouble starter, fuckin instigator.
Im the fear addicted, danger illustrated.

Im a firestarter, twisted firestarter.
Youre the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
Im a firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Im the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.
Yeah. Im the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated.

Im a firestarter, twisted firestarter.
Youre the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Im the self inflicted, mind detonator.
Yeah. Im the one infected, twisted animator.

Im a firestarter, twisted firestarter.
Youre the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
Im a firestarter, twisted firestarter... starter... starter...
Starter...

[That Is Quite Enough]

1. I think Motorhead's "Orgasmatron" would fit quite well

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in your pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.

[ZombieHorde]

2. Any song by U2 or Gratefull Dead. How can they suck so hard?

[Vincardog]

3. I prefer something that would put me in mind of Wil E Coyote. Some thing about that twisted evil gri

before rushing headlong into the next disaster.

BEEP BEEP is not a song though

[Taverner]

4. Lookin for Love in all the Wrong Places...

[Mojambo]

5. I nominate "Hooray for me (and Fuck You)" by Bad Religion. n/t

[alfredo]

6. "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk"

It's about Jim and Tammy, but


Frank Zappa: Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk to your phone.


Theres an ugly little wasel bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin n lyin
cause her sweet little hubbys
Suckin prong part time
(in the name of the lord)

Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks youre a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his work?
Robertson says that hes the one
Oh he sure is,
If armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An hes got some planned for you!
(now, tell me that aint true)

Now, what if jimbos slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get away?
Everything weve heard him say
Indicated that jim must pay,
(and it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin in,
cause pat and naughty jimbo
Cant get enough of it

Perhaps its their idea
Of an affirmative action plan
To give white trash a special break;
Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(while you all smell the glove)

Jim and pat should take a pole
(right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like theyd love to do to you

(cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)

cause some folks dont want prayer in school!

(wed need an ark to survive the drool
Of micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And jimbo-jimbo when they graduate)

Conviced they are the chosen ones --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)

With a ku-klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you aint born again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin:
no abortion, no-siree!
lifes too precious, cant you see!
(whats that hangin from the neighbors tree?
Why, it looks like colored folks to me --
Would they do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire television evangelist,
Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator

Studied law --
But is not qualified to practice it

Father of a love child
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papas religious propaganda program

Claims not to be a faith healer,
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with funding for a secret war in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends

Involved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes,
(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united states presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The twilight zone

What if pat gets in the white house,
And suddenly --
The rights of certain people disappear
Mysteriously?

Now, wouldnt that sort of qualify
As an american tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up, sayin
jesus told it to me!)

I hope we never see that day,
In the land of the free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?

And if you dont know by now,
The truth of what Im tellin you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --

And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you --
If you let those tv preachers
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
jesus will think youre a jerk
And it would be true!

Theres an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
Its still burnin on somebodys lawn
And it still smells rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!

[enid602]

11. loser

'I'm a loser,´ by the Beatles.

[doh_phooey]

18. I was thinking Beck

"I'm a loser baby, so why ..."

[alfredo]

19. I thought of that, but Zappa might say it nastier.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

7. Death on Two Legs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuwJ4-2f3z8
Words and music by freddie mercury

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You’ve taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You’re just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?

You talk like a big business tycoon
You’re just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You’re just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You’re the king of the ’sleaze’
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal? (shark)
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good

[tannybogus]

8. Send In the Clowns!

Don't bother...

[renie408]

9. Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach n/t

[Fuzz]

10. Idiot Son of and Asshole by NOFX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1fUaXCmqME

[DinahMoeHum]

12. I nominate "The I-95 Song" also known as "The Asshole Song"

http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/t/thei95assholesong.shtml

THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG
(Fred Campbell)

August & The Spur Of The Moment Band - 1983
Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway, etc.

(spoken)
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

(sung)
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

:dunce::dunce::dunce:

And here is a You-Tube video for it as well, starring the Asshole himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeI5y2ohifo




:dunce::dunce::dunce:

[1Hippiechick]

13. IDIOT by Lisa Marie Presley

LISA MARIE PRESLEY LYRICS

"Idiot"

Please remember me forever
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well

I'm gonna tell you what I think about you in that unforgivable way I do
You're an idiot
And I hate your guts
I guess I'm about as happy for you as I would be a cockroach in my food
I know it's terrible
I really hate you though

Do you have your fairytale lie
Or are you dancing to the white trash twist
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well

I heard the thing that you hate about me almost everyday, but you still wouldn't leave
I had to pull the plug
Ooh, I hated your guts
And I heard the opposite of love isn't hate
It's indifference
But I can't relate
It's not good enough
Cuz I hate your guts

Did you settle your mediocre mind
You had the fine wine you're better off with Bud Light


Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish you well
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who wants you to go to hell

You're raining, you're boring
Oh, did you hear me snoring?
I'd wanna mutilate myself when I talk to you
So here we are, I hope you can tell that I'm no referral
You can have 'em, call hell
You're gonna drive 'em nuts
They're gonna hate your guts.

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. War Pigs

" Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of deaths construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgement day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs of the power
Hand of God has sturck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
All right now!"

[davidnc76]

15. Rubber Duckie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWqCReOXjZM


Rubber Duckie


sung by Ernie (Jim Henson)
Written by Jeffrey Moss

Rubber Duckie, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you

(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you

(repeat chorus)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!

(doo doo, be doo)

Transcribed by Kevin Arthur and William Powell

[Mugsy]

16. Recently, for me, it's been "I would walk 500 miles."

Price of gas getting me down. :)

[doh_phooey]

17. "Comma Kill Millions"

Bush dismisses bloodshed in Iraq as ‘just a comma’

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/09/24/bush-dismisses-bloodshed-in-iraq-as-just-a-comma/

[brettdale]

20. Im an asshole

That satire song that came out a few years.

[cherokeeprogressive]

21. Send in the Clowns.

[alfredo]

22. The idiot bastard son- Frank Zappa

The idiot bastard son- Frank Zappa

(the father's a nazi in congress today
The mother's a hooker somewhere in l.a.)
The idiot bastard son

(abandoned to perish in back of a car
Kenny will stash him away in a jar)
The idiot boy!

(all the time he would spend at the church he'd attend...
Warming his pew)
Kenny will feed him & ronnie will watch
The child will thrive & grow
And enter the world
Of liars & cheaters & people like you
Who smile & think you know
What this is about


(you think you know everything... maybe so)
The song we sing, do you know?
We're listening...
The idiot boy!

(all the time he would spend all the colors he'd blend...
Where are they now? )

[RNdaSilva]

23. "The Monkey Song" as sung by GWB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpABDantY6w