Care to caption this smirking chimp?

[AlCzervik]

[flvegan]

1. "This, is for sale."

[Faygo Kid]

2. My flag is really small. I compensate by invading sovereign nations, and hurting the vulnerable.

It has always worked for me before.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "China gave me this in exchange for the entire United States"

"I'm a good nergoterator, aren't I?

[AlCzervik]

4. Win!

:rofl: but sad.

[Frustratedlady]

5. See my little flag? I like to wave it. I like to wave it so people think I'm patriotic.

No one knows this, but after 9:00 every night, I get out my little wooden soldiers and play war and peace. When I win, I get to wave my little flag. I don't get to wave my little flag very often, because I never win.

What is peace? If I play peace, can I wave my flag then, too?

I like my soldiers and my little flag.

Georgie

[angrycarpenter]

6. I have just one thing to say

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[angrycarpenter]

what's up these things are supposed to be puking?

[BrklynLiberal]

8. They are.....

and you echo my sentiment about prez shit-for-brains

[muntrv]

7. "Now I'm gonna wipe my butt with it!"

[jazzjunkysue]

9. "Cause this is MY united states of whatever.""

[sharesunited]

10. This was just up my ass five minutes ago.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. "Evil Is, Is Evil Does!"

[Historic NY]

12. "Made in China, by Chinese for Walmart"

[Ilsa]

13. "I don't love Putin anymore. I might as well bomb his friends in Iran." nt

[bridgit]

14. "This flag is China's, this flag is China's. From the thing I'm holding...

to the blue starred patch thing. From red-white stripped thing, to the gold tipped top thing; this flag I sold to the Chi-i-nee-eeeese." :patriot:

[crimsonblue]

15. Made in China

corrupted in the USA

[az chela]

16. i am insane and no one knows,WOW

[tannybogus]

17. "Oh say can you see how inane I can be?"nt

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. "I like looking evil when holding the flag. Now, where's my red-hot coathanger?"

[eppur_se_muova]

19. "I went to the Olympics and met with world leaders and all I got was this little plastic flag." nt

[bdf]

20. FUCK YOU!!!!!

I'm the preznit and I'm waving the flags, so FUCK YOU!!!!!!