Chimp heading out to Rose Garden to explain the Georgia situation.

[isentropic]

In a couple - few minutes according to M$NBC

I'm gonna try to watch but I might have to murder the teevee.

[mike_c]

1. hungover?

eom

[JuniperLea]

3. He must be!

Did you see him at the Olympics? What an embarrassment!

[whistle]

2. Watch to see if the Chimpster slurs his words

[isentropic]

10. He's a lot more demanding than he was face-to-face with Pootie poot.

He's like the freeper talking big on the computer...in the basement.
:shrug:

[tanyev]

4. Got sumpin' to 'shplain to usshh.

Got it.

[Solly Mack]

5. Fucklehead is now jawing

[Bobbie Jo]

23. LOL...I Love You Guys!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But YOU owe me a keyboard! :spray:

[Solly Mack]

25. flexible and waterproof

waterproof when you spew with laughter...flexible for when you just can't take it anymore

:)

[malaise]

6. There is evidence that Russia may soon bomb

How the fuck does he have evidence for MAY


The entire fugging world is laughing. Sorry George you have no moral authority to speak to anyone about invading anywhere particularly when everyone knows your hands are in this mess.

[jimshoes]

28. It's easy, chimpy tells condi to tell one of her lackies to tell

shootsguyinface to have one of his flunkies to tell some guy in the CIA to forge a letter stating whatever the lie du jour they want some other flunkie to write about in the Washington Post or wind up on the smudge report some friendly blog thereby becoming factual intel.

[Hugabear]

7. Has anyone told him yet that it's the 'other' Georgia?

I can just imagine *'s reaction.

Aide: Mr. President, the Russians have just begun bombing Georgia.

*: Oh my god, that's horrible, we have to do something! Tell me, is Atlanta safe?

[MiniMe]

8. I'm sure everything will be clear as a bell after W gives his presser...

NOT.

[malaise]

12. As usual Bush messed up

One more clusterfuck.

[Solly Mack]

9. "My head hurts. The sun is too bright. Georgia is...something"

[whistle]

11. No TV here....how does he look and sound?

[geckosfeet]

13. Finally - an educated, insightful and thoughtful response to the situation in Georgia.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[whistle]

15. I'll bet...NOT!

[geckosfeet]

17. oh - did I forget the sarcasm to the power of infinity smiley?

[whistle]

29. Infinity? Now wonder I could not see it

[spanone]

14. sounds like he's threatening russia.....hey bu$h* you invaded a sovereign nation too

boy has monkeyboy got balls.

[spanone]

16. barbara starr called his words...'shocking'

bu$h* is unbelievable.......he invaded iraq with lies and he's pointing a finger at russia?

[Virginia Dare]

26. Hey Barb, his whole Presidency has been shocking..

where the fuck have you been?

[Joanne98]

18. "I an deeply concerned that Pooty-Poot is acting exactly like me"

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Does he even know which Georgia is fighting the Russians?

[spanone]

20. cheney is chomping at the bit for ANY war

[nc4bo]

21. oh man. If "they" keep this up, we'll be warring for real in no time. nt

[tannybogus]

22. What's he going to do?

Tell them to leave Tara because Sherman is coming? :popcorn:

[Virginia Dare]

24. Georgia's on his mind?

I guess they showed him the DVD on his way back from China--was he sober yet?

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. Not much room in that tiny space.

[whistle]

30. Did Georgia mention Meshach and Tubal and Magog?

[lumberjack_jeff]

31. Has he sobered up yet? n/t