sharesunited
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:22 PM
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Isaac Hayes's cause of death: Exercise. |
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Cerebral hemorrhage may be listed as the cause of death on his death certificate.
But the smoking gun here was the still-running treadmill next to which his lifeless body was found.
Just another victim of the pursuit of fitness.
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:23 PM
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1. Irony is a harsh joker |
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:33 PM
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2. He might have died ten years earlier without it. |
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:38 PM
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Jim Fixx died while running but it also kept him alive for a few years he wouldn't have had
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:40 PM
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:43 PM
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5. Everyone lay down on the couch and start stuffing your piehole with Cheesy-Poofs!! |
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:43 PM
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6. I've got a "killer treadmill" in my house too |
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Should I call the swat team?
RIP, dear Isaac. Fatal strokes are fast and probably not a bad way to go, if you had to choose...
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:48 PM
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8. they're on the way to my house as well, taking the treadmill and the hand weights. |
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:47 PM
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7. I stopped exercising the day I got out of the Navy. |
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Stopped standing in line, too.
And I never get on a waiting list to eat at a restaurant, either.
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:52 PM
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9. when I get the urge to go running ... |
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... I lie down until the feeling passes.
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Wed Aug-13-08 07:52 PM
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10. I had to give up jogging... |
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My beer kept foaming up.
{rim shot}
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