What if huge oil reserves were discovered up dick cheney's ass?

[Philosoraptor]

Would we declare war, invade and occupy? Would the old face shooter move to an undisclosed location to protect his assets?

[wtmusic]

1. Regime change is the only option. nt

[JeffR]

2. Drill there. Drill now.

It's the only way.

[Philosoraptor]

3. Heavy bombing and massive air strikes first, followed by torture.

[JeffR]

6. Yes.

Better safe than sorry when we're talking about energy independence.

[Arugula Latte]

21. Yes, because it's for America.

Either you're with us, or you're with Cheney's ass. Pick a side, people. Pick a side.

[Canuckistanian]

23. And before the Chinese do

I hear they have the rigs lined up outside the Naval Observatory as we speak.

[AlCzervik]

4. Operation Ex Lax.

[Philosoraptor]

8. Operation H.

[Nite Owl]

5. Drill, drill drill! n/t

[muntrv]

7. Chimpy would launch Operation Prostate Exam.

[Philosoraptor]

9. Shock and OW!!!

[lonestarnot]

14. And then drill!

:toast: :beer:

[Swamp Rat]

34. LOL!

[C_U_L8R]

10. That sulfur you smell is not oil.

[spanone]

11. congress would reconvene and vote to anal drill immediately

[Turbineguy]

12. That would have to be

some sour crude!

I recommend a running a large production casing. As Larry Kudlow sez: Drill! Drill! Drill!

I think we have an idea here for a "Little Nicky" sequel

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Drilling would be difficult with JoeMentum's head in the way.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Exxlax-Mobil would dig right in.

[marmar]

16. You first.....

:scared:

[alfredo]

17. That's not oil, it's Preparation H.

[AntiFascist]

18. McCain would right up in there with his pipeline...

sorry, couldn't resist.

[asjr]

19. Of what use is snake oil?

[Historic NY]

20. i'd strike a match.

[autorank]

22. I'll walk thank you

[wtmusic]

24. Best Thread Title of the month. nt

[Tigress DEM]

25. Send in T Boone Pickens! He can drill for oil or refine the natural gas!

:bounce:


:crazy:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

26. Well, that would explain the "Oily substance"in his shorts

named Georgie.

[WhiteTara]

27. drill here? drill now? n/t

[Gregorian]

28. He'd sit on it.

Otherwise, he'd finally have something to offer the country.

[Zomby Woof]

29. I will NOT drink that milkshake!

I will NOT drink that up!

[liberaltrucker]

30. Drilling there? EWEEEEW!!

:puke:

[Evoman]

31. I'd continue to demand clean energy. And you ain't getting clean energy out of that

asshole, and his asshole.

[DFW]

32. We still couldn't drill

The danger of highly toxic contamination would still be too great.

[Arugula Latte]

33. I'd hate to find out where Dick Cheney keeps his strategic reserve.

:scared:

[Philosoraptor]

35. That location is undisclosed

[Dover]

36. Is he in Alaska?

:P

[peekaloo]

37. Erect a derrick in his shorts.

*pukes in mouth*

[SmileyRose]

39. I think someone already has.

[grannie4peace]

38. i'd say drill

deeper, deeper ,deeper

[Philosoraptor]

40. I certainly wouldn't want to harm the wildlife in such a pristine area

[DailyGrind51]

41. Start drilling, deep and hard, with diamond-edged bits!

[snot]

42. ok this is still the funniest thing i've seen this week, so

i'm stealing it. pls tell me if you mind, and i'll stop.

[Philosoraptor]

43. The Lord says thou shalt not steal, but he's not here right now, so, go ahead.

[sourmilk]

44. You'd have to remove the WMD before drilling.

Gawd knows we wouldn't want "the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud."

:rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

45. EMD: Enemas of Mass Destruction

[no limit]

46. McCain would be drilling his ass of course.

[dkofos]

47. It would still take 5-10 years to extract the oil and he won't be around that long.

[ColbertWatcher]

48. Jeff Gannon would be a millionaire? n/t