For sfexpat 2000 and lonestarnot!!! WSCE goes ABBA!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

J. Edgar (To the tune of Fernando – ABBA)

For a hundred years J. Edgar
Voyeurisn run amok, you gathered every bit of tid
Was my wire tapped J. Edgar
Were you fondling yourself while you were listening from afar
Think I’ll need another Tums
Because that visual has left a stomach scar

It was simpler then J. Edgar
Every commie, every pinko could be spied upom with ease
Everyone obeyed J. Edgar
For far flung were all the eyes, and not a soul would dare defy
The fear of shame it ruled the day
You’d know at once if your name showed up in a file

You’ve been at it for a century
Harassing me, J. Edgar
Infiltration done by Bozos like
Hi Agent Mike!!! J. Edgar
Every right to privacy abused
Venom invect
Even Purvis wouldn’t work like this
Not this abyss, J. Edgar

In the year 08 J. Edgar
Prudence lost for years, apparent means and ways are not in hand
Endearing as it sounds J. Edgar
Delusions of the frightful, they must never rule the day
With our hearts we criticize
Only a fool expects compliance on demand

You’ve been at it for a century
Harassing me, J. Edgar
Infiltration done by Bozos like
Hi Agent Mike!!! J. Edgar
Every right to privacy abused
Venom invect
Even Purvis wouldn’t work like this
Not this abyss, J. Edgar

(repeat and fade)

[annabanana]

1. MAGNIFICENT!

Also a helluva earworm, you!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. We makes da worms speshul ;l)

Thanke anna darlin :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[EFerrari]

2. LOLOL!

:rofl:

:applause:

[lonestarnot]

4. Watch out for Agent Mike! He's really pissed because we are

:rofl: too hard! :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Talk about unfamiliar territory

:rofl:

:hi: :hug: :yourock: more!! :D

[EFerrari]

12. Special Agent Mike should quit and get a job where he doesn't have to report

to gangsters. He'll live longer.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. YAY! sfxpat made a BAHA :)

:woohoo:

:hug: :loveya:

All is right with the world :)

[ralps]

3. Hi SalmonChantedEvening! LOL that's great!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. hi ralps!! Thank you sweetheart :)

Those dares, I never can ignore them :rofl:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[tuvor]

9. Mamma Mia!

There you go again!

Great stuff, SEC!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Hi Tuvor!!!

As metal and bluesy as my tastes are, ABBA has always owned a place in my musical heart.

Thank you my friend :)

:hi: :loveya: :pals: :hug:

[tuvor]

14. My taste is fairly diverse...

...but the first LP I purchased was by ABBA, after watching them perform Mamma Mia on TV, a special called Made In Sweden For Export:

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=kxwFOaz0EVI

That was my Beatles-on-Ed-Sullivan moment. :)

[Prefer]

11. Violation of the rules - callouts are not permitted on DU.

Alerting.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. This is a request, not a callout.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3818232&mesg_id=3819745

I never indulge in such silliness.

[Prefer]

16. DOH!

And my post WAS an actual violation of the rules:

"Do not say that you are hitting the alert link to report another member."

But I guess I won't alert on myself, (or if I do, I won't post it!)

[EFerrari]

21. We can't all alert on ourselves!

Our poor mods!

:rofl:

[tuvor]

15. You gotta be kidding.

[EFerrari]

17. I think Prefer was referring to our guests.

:hi:

[Prefer]

18. I guess it was

an instinctual adverse reaction to seeing ABBA in a subject line...

[tuvor]

19. Hey!...

I'd alert on you for that...if I could.

;)

[Bluebear]

20. Magnifico!

'Infiltration done by Bozos like
Hi Agent Mike!!!'

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Bluebear!!

I could not hope for higher praise than yours my friend :D

:hi: :loveya: :pals: :hug:

[tnlefty]

23. Heh, heh!

Now see what you can do with George Jones' "yabba dabba do the King is gone and so are you."
I bow at your feet! :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. hi tnlefty!!! awright! a research project!!

I'm not familiar with the song, but I'll have a listen :)

See you inna few k :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[smokey nj]

25. Bravo!

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. Darlin' smokey :)

Thank you!!! :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[nuxvomica]

27. "Think I’ll need another Tums/Because that visual has left a stomach scar"

That scans almost too perfectly. :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. nux! :D

Shoulda seen my grin when that line fell into place. :)

Thankya much my friend :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[BigBearJohn]

28. Kick/Recommend

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. BBJ :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[BigBearJohn]

31. cheers!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. am punt

[H2O Man]

33. Very good!

Nominated.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. Many thanks H2O Man

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[bdamomma]

34. great SCE!!

you have such creativity!!!:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. hi alyce douglas :) Thank you!

The credit goes to sfexpat200 and lonestarnot :D

They hit me with an idea that I had written in 8 hours, despite work.

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[Lars39]

35. lol

Verrrry good,SCE! :toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

38. thankee Lars39

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

It was such fertile ground, just look at all those typos :rofl: