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Wed Aug-27-08 01:21 PM
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GOP convention plan leaked… |
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I don’t have all the details but a well-placed source has confirmed to me the following:
...Each speaker will have between 9 and 11 minutes to give their speeches
...The speakers will be rushed on stage and then off stage in “surge” fashion
...McCain will be dressed in his original POW attire, and behind him will be a large image of a cross. To the TV viewer it will look as though McCain is being crucified. There's some debate whether he will will be barefoot
...Chuck Norris and Cindy McCain will in a suspended cage with Chuck doing karate kicks and Cindy dancing topless
...Wilford Brimley will be distributing Diabeetus supply kits to the conventioneers
if you all hear about any other details please let us know.
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:23 PM
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1. Here's the promotional poster for Mr. Brimley's event at the convention |
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:24 PM
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:25 PM
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3. Here's the rest of it: |
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:25 PM
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4. All the delegates will be given marshmallow guns with which |
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they will relive the good old days and shoot a giant effigy of Monica Lewinsky bukkake style and talk about the good old days.
don't google that
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:28 PM
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:59 PM
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:34 PM
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6. Well, you know they have to do something to end the boredom. nt |
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:38 PM
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7. They will all wear "I Like Eich" buttons for that "retro" look. |
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Wed Aug-27-08 01:56 PM
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8. I've read a lot of funny stuff today but this takes the prize! n/t |
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:01 PM
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10. Don't forget the Talibornagain who will be conducting the crucifixion. |
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:04 PM
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11. And the entire "Press Corpse" will be there properly attired with |
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:38 PM
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12. They will let Joe LIEberman sacrifice the pet goat right before... |
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Edited on Wed Aug-27-08 02:39 PM by Hubert Flottz
he fornicates it's still warm and still twitching but semi-rigid body and then Joe will rise up on hidden wires and fly around the place whiles he eats a 69 pound ham sandwich and swears on a $4.99 Harbor Fright portable megaphone(batteries included)that he's been boned again. Later Joe will wait in the lobby with his 40 pieces of silver from Karl Rove, to kiss big fat asses and sign autographs for a quarter a piece.
EDIT..."BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!"...that is all.........
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:42 PM
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13. "so what's the name of your act?" |
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:55 PM
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15. Little George and the Baphomet Boyzz! |
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:56 PM
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:59 PM
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18. Ole Joe will drink the blood of the Sacrificial Lamb....somewhere in the act |
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25 cents is kinda high....
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Wed Aug-27-08 03:04 PM
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19. jOe is overpriced I'll admit but... |
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With inflation the way it is a 2 bit whore like that is about as scarce as republican morality.
Speaking of inflation...I can't wait to see them release all those Vinyl Blow Up Ann Coulter Dolls at the end of Cindy's nudie nannar dance.
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Wed Aug-27-08 03:10 PM
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20. Dammmit...you let out the suprise...Them Ann Coulter Blow Up DOLLS are gonna be DOOR PRIZES |
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Edited on Wed Aug-27-08 03:11 PM by opihimoimoi
at the Pig Meetup (Convention)
This is too rich
I got no idea what they be giving the ladies...maybe cukes....
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Wed Aug-27-08 03:12 PM
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21. Those dolls have a purdy little mouth... |
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Edited on Wed Aug-27-08 03:30 PM by Hubert Flottz
But the neck and hairy armpits would only work on a Viagra crazed "prick" like Joe!
Edit...Almost forgot...Free Mudflaps for the kiddies and plenty of free porking for all you soccer mammas out there in the "Homeland."
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Thu Aug-28-08 02:51 AM
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24. and only 4 AA Batteries to operate...damn cheap |
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I need some mudflaps when visiting Twin Cities....gatta keep protected....
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Thu Aug-28-08 08:25 AM
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25. I think I's stay out of the shitter if I were going there... |
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They might invite Larry Lounge Lizard!
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Thu Aug-28-08 08:33 AM
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26. I think I wanna take a snapshot of the famous stall for fun....LOL |
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Come, we sing with Celine in Friendship song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRF5OXnA_to
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Thu Aug-28-08 08:41 AM
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28. For it is Written ...on the walls of stalls... |
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"For a good time call Scary Larry" Minn. team's promotional giveaway features 'bobble foot' in toilet stall http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/minn-team-gives.htmlBeware of the BobbleFoot!
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Thu Aug-28-08 12:29 PM
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29. Damn you Hubert,,,,,dat is so funny....just need the wide stance and used paper on the floor |
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and it would be perfeckkkkk
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Wed Aug-27-08 02:44 PM
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14. I hear they are rationing |
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the number of tables/chairs that can be set up to 5 1/2
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Wed Aug-27-08 03:50 PM
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22. exclusive video of dress rehearsal leaked!!! |
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Wed Aug-27-08 04:25 PM
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23. Here's their entertainment. |
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Thu Aug-28-08 08:35 AM
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27. And Here's A Preview Of Monday Night's Photo-Op... |
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