I bet right now Romney is somewhere crying his eyes out

[NNN0LHI]

He is thinking maybe I shouldn't have been so rough on POW boy during the primaries? Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

Man he has been like shit lately too. All over the place.

Don

[razorman]

1. It would not surprise me if Romney has been promised a Cabinet post

in a McCain administration, should it come to pass.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Sure.

Is there a Secretary of Impeccable Grooming position open? Secretary of Stoopid?

[MUAD_DIB]

6. Maybe they will creat a Department of Cultism.

[immoderate]

7. I'm glad you said that, because...

When I see Romney, I think "successor to Dan Quayle." I find that many do not see his "dumbness." Quayle was also well groomed.

--IMM

[Strawman]

3. I wouldn't be shocked saw where this is heading and he turned it down

[TexasObserver]

4. curled up in a ball

his magic undies soiled

[tanyev]

5. You think they put functioning tear ducts in that model?

[Patiod]

8. You guys are kidding, but I am VERY relieved

I couldn't say this if he were chosen, because the beasts in GD:P would have called me a Freeper and Concern Troll, but I was worried about Mittens.

My independent and socially-liberal Republican friends REALLY liked him, and I think he would have tipped a lot of centrists over to McCain.

I am deeply relieved today. I don't think even my dippy soccer-mom friends are going to go for Palin.

[MiniMe]

9. I doubt it. He will verbally support the campaign, but I don't think he wants

to run on the ticket. He doesn't want to be part of a losing proposition.

[mentalsolstice]

10. Well, now he's free to pack up the family station wagon

...load up the five boys and his wife, strap the dog to the top of the car, and go on a cross-country summer vacation.