Chris Kelly: Governor Sarah Palin Has What It Takes To Be The Next Dick Cheney

[marmar]

from HuffPost:




Chris Kelly
Governor Sarah Palin Has What It Takes To Be The Next Dick Cheney
Posted May 27, 2008 | 12:24 PM (EST)



With Sen. McCain's imminent announcement of Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate, the Huffington Post is re-featuring Chris Kelly's May 2008 piece on the Alaska Governor

Sarah Palin keeps showing up on short lists of John McCain vice presidents. She doesn't have a weird thing growing on the side of her head, so she brings that to the ticket as balance. She also has a few other obvious things going for her:

She's the Governor of Alaska.
(A state that's 22 years younger than John McCain. Shows he can adjust to new things.)

She's a lady.
(Take that, Hillary. Or Obama, for slighting Hillary.)

She's what they call Nice Looking for a Politician.
(Don't look at me like that. I didn't say it. For one thing, Nice Looking for a Politician is what they say about anyone prettier than Haley Barbour. For another, I think Sarah Palin looks like an anchorwoman on a newscast no one wants to watch. And even if she didn't, I'm not shallow like that. I vote for the candidate with the most flag pins.)

Over the weekend, the Anchorage Daily News discovered a whole new reason Governor Palin is the perfect person to be the next Dick Cheney:

She can look you in eye and tell you black is white.

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The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/governor-palin-has-what-i_b_103702.html

[MorningGlow]

1. Gosh, is she one of the undead too?

Well that's all right then! :eyes:

[Eurobabe]

2. Does she have a bunker too? n/t

[radfringe]

3. she's dan quayle in heels.... n/t

[calimary]

4. Boom! There it is!!! radfringe came up with it - dan quayle in heels!

:yourock: :patriot:

[NashVegas]

5. Great Find

We need to use that. People want another Dick like I need a hole in my head.