In order for Anna Nicole Palin to beat Joe Biden in a debate ...

[ColbertWatcher]

... she would have to ...

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Sound like she knows what she is talking about policy-wise

[ColbertWatcher]

3. "Sounds" is the key word.

She even "looks" like she's experienced a little evolution some where in her family tree despite her denunciation of it.

I don't expect politicians to know science, but I do expect them to get out of the way of those who do.

Palin has shown her Machiavellian cred by removing those under her who do not follow her ideology.

[Aristus]

2. Flash the audience.

I still wouldn't vote for her, but I'd smile a little while marking my ballot for Obama/Biden. B-)

[ColbertWatcher]

4. I doubt she'd wear anything to the debate. n/t

[SpiralHawk]

5. She'll be prepped to the max, and ready to go...

I expect the VP debate to be a doozy...likely to rivet the nation's attention.

[ColbertWatcher]

6. Oh yeah. It will be interesting. n/t

[VP505]

7. Probably will be,

but I have a feeling Biden has forgotten more about Foreign Policy and the Legislative Process than what she knows. Its going to be interesting and fun to watch.

[ColbertWatcher]

8. So true.

i can't wait to hear her have to respond to questions about science education.

[TankLV]

10. if he hasn't - he will after he gets a close-up look at her...

might even forget his own name...

and then Biden's wife comes stomping on stage and slugs him, then tackles the boobs - I mean x beauty queen - and they rassle all over the stage floor...





...it could happen...!

[TankLV]

11. if they could only get the camera men to focus on her

eyes...

[TankLV]

9. I smell a "Victoria's Secret" Shopping Spree in the near future!

one of them push the boobs all tight together bras in a low cut dress - and get her to practice bending forward a lot...

get one of those "how to look good nekid" gay guys from TV to do her wardrobe on meth...no...make that crack...