Sarah Palin embodies family values.

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“We’ve always been a close-knit religious family, and always practice what we preach.” Said Palin to Sean Hannity while on the set of Hannity and Colmes. “We like to take the yung-uns out on their 6th birthday and shoot some wolves from a helicopter. It builds character and gets them ready to ramp up oil consumption to wipe out the polar bear.”
“Why in Gods name would you want to do that?” Colmes said, incredulously.
“You know god wants us to use everything up before Jesus comes again.” Palin said with a smile on her face. “We’ve been here on earth almost 6,000 years, and that’s a long time. And Noah didn’t take the dinosaurs on the ark, so that proves God is pro-extinction.”
“Can’t argue with that!” Shouted Hannity, “You want to argue with God? I’ve got a list of things Biden said, should I break it out? Well….”



“Okay, I’m ready for my close-up!” Sarah Palin said.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Not what she says..but it sure is what she thinks...

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2. I thought she took the kids out to the wolf den to kill the pups.

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3. That's for their 7th birthday.

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4. I heard it was the 5th. We'll just have to wait for the grandbaby, I mean

daughters illegitimate, I mean the latest child to reach the age.

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5. 5th it is then!