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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:29 AM
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What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?
Pit bulls don't need "deference".
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:30 AM
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1. The whole moose litter is fair game
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:32 AM
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2. a hockey mom has less teeth?
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i-grok Donating Member (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:32 AM
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3. One is a nasty dangerous animal...the other is
a canine.


:evilgrin:
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 01:31 PM
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15. One is a vicious, dangerous, bloodthirsty predator...
...the other is a canine, sometimes made that way by vicious owners. :evilgrin:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:33 AM
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4. A pitbull can lick it's balls?
:shrug:
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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:59 AM
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9. And Sarah Palin can't?
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 12:13 PM
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12. Well, hand her a pit bull and find out.
:silly:
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:33 AM
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5. You can neuter a pit bull? /nt
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stray cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:35 AM
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6. Since when do either require deference: respect and esteem due a superior or an elder
Edited on Sun Sep-07-08 11:38 AM by dmordue
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ensho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:45 AM
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7. love it - good one

nt
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alsame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 11:49 AM
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8. A pit bull isn't afraid of the media?
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 12:02 PM
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10. Love Sen. Boxer. If anyone deserves to be the first woman president...
...Barbara Boxer does!
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 12:35 PM
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14. I have always preferred boxers to pit bulls.
:-)
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 12:12 PM
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11. Pit bulls lick their own crotches - hockey moms want the media to do it??
:evilgrin:

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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-07-08 12:19 PM
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13. The Pit Bull is better looking and has all of its original teeth.
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