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Wed Sep-10-08 10:55 AM
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Where can I find out if the collider destroyed the planet? |
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Is there a website on the status of the world?
I mean we could of been teleported into a parallel universe and not even know it.
or weird pan-dimensional creatures could be sucking out European's brains right now.
I am scared.
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Wed Sep-10-08 10:56 AM
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1. Will me all your prize possessions and I will tell you the location of the black hole. n/t |
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Wed Sep-10-08 10:57 AM
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2. It didn't. My brains are still in Germany. |
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However, there was an earthquake in Iran. :shrug:
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Wed Sep-10-08 10:58 AM
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3. There's a weird pan-dimensional creature outside my window as I type |
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He wants to borrow some sugar
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:03 AM
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7. That's me, and I'm a she. |
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And I need to borrow latinum, not sugar. Geez.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:06 AM
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9. Persnickety alien...sheesh |
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Wed Sep-10-08 10:58 AM
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4. I'm watching the ocean. Not boiling yet. Whales still mating. |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:38 AM
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24. Eww you watch whales mate? |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:00 AM
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5. Pan-dimensional creatures are not "weird", just different. |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:13 AM
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13. Ahem, the PC term is "differently-dimensioned". (nt) |
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:01 PM
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:07 PM
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40. Funny , they call US "hyperdimensionally challenged" |
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They teach their kids not to laugh at us.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:02 AM
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6. they're still in the calibrating phase- it'll be weeks before they create a black hole to swallow us |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:06 AM
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10. So I don't have to return the 600SL to the dealership yet? |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:05 AM
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8. The Black Hole formed in the year 2000. |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:12 AM
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11. It did, but we went through the black hole to a paralllel universe where it didn't. |
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Unfortunately, in this parallel universe everything looks just the same and it's still weeks before the election.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:13 AM
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12. If you walk outside and just start falling |
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The universe has been destroyed. Have a nice day.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:15 AM
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14. Calm down, everything is fine. |
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Al Gore is still President and our infrastructure is still stable. I just looked outside and traffic is light, with the hovercars moving along smoothly.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:18 AM
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15. I understand it's going to take a week or two to "get up to speed" |
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..So it'll be the "October Surprise". .
POOF!. . you're (gone/inside-out/anti-matter/raptured/__(fill in your own)__)
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:22 AM
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16. I welcome our pan-dimensional overlords. |
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This frickin' twilight zone I've been living in these past years is gettin' old.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:27 AM
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I thought it was just the regular Repiglicans sucking out our brains. They look the same.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:33 AM
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20. Ah, yes. That "giant sucking sound". |
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Seems I've heard that before.
Oops, there's that Twilight Zone music again.
:D
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:29 AM
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18. 1. It Didn't Do Anything Yet That Might Destroy The World |
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They'll just be doing preliminary checkout for a while.
2. Even if they create the hypothesized micro black holes of doom, we won't know about it for years. But once we know, we'll only have minutes left.
(No, I don't particularly believe that there's a problem...)
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:30 AM
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If the planet's still there, I think were fine. ;)
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:34 AM
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21. Not yet. The trafalmadorian pilot is just clambering into his flight suit. nt. |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:34 AM
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Yes? I guess it didn't destroy the planet, then.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:35 AM
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http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.phpChances are, if Abe Vigoda is still alive, then our planet is NOT destroyed.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:38 AM
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25. If we were sucked into a different dimension, I hope it's not |
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like the Star Trek one where good and evil are reversed. I would hate to see us now with a "good" Bush and a "diabolical" Obama. :crazy:
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:39 AM
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27. And I look horrible in a goatee |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:44 AM
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28. And I look terrible without one |
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what a fine mess that would be.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:39 AM
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We were sucked into an alternate universe in which everything was replaced with an exact duplicate of itself.
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:47 AM
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29. It worked, the Swiss now control time itself. They just have not used their super power yet. |
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Wed Sep-10-08 11:55 AM
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30. haven't the swiss always controlled time? |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 11:55 AM by shadowknows69
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Wed Sep-10-08 12:19 PM
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Wonder when they'll change it to "Yes"? Could they be liable when I decide to stop paying my bills because we've been destroyed?
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Wed Sep-10-08 12:19 PM
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32. Minneapolis St.-Paul Airport. Ground floor Men's room. |
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Third stall.
Someone will contact you.
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Wed Sep-10-08 12:21 PM
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34. Wait till they actually use it |
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:02 PM
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36. It will break on WaPo sometime today... |
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:02 PM
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37. Best Thread Topic Ever |
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:05 PM
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38. Very difficult. We're living on Schrodinger's planet right now. |
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So right now, we're simultaneously just fine and sucked to a singularity the size of a red blood cell.
We have to wait for an external observer.
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:05 PM
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39. Regretably, the earth is reported as "Destroyed" |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 01:05 PM by dems_rightnow
It's always been "Not destroyed" previously. http://qntm.org/?boardHilarious website.
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:14 PM
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43. Damn, that's depressing |
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I was supposed to go to Cheesecake Factory tomorrow...
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:35 PM
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45. Turn it into a positive |
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They may not know yet. Put the whole bill on your credit card, and laugh all the way to.... whatever's next.
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:08 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 01:09 PM by ellie
If the world ended, how would I know?
On edit: my mom would call and let me know I guess.
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:09 PM
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Your thread title made me chuckle! Thanks! I needed a chuckle today!
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:23 PM
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44. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy probably has it. |
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Wed Sep-10-08 01:38 PM
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46. You must contact Superman@centeroftheearth.com |
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Be advised, he doesn't do texting.
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