I don't know what's more ridiculous

[mudesi]

Someone posting that something BIG is going to happen on the Internet, but can't give any details at all, or people actually believing it, not knowing what it is, in any way, shape, or form whatsoever, at all.

I'll tell you all something big that's going to happen: Scientists are about to create a black hole on the Swiss-French border that's going to swallow the entire Earth.

No, really, I'm not joking.

[AdvancedProgress]

1. They did it while we slept last night.

It was so comforting to hear it was successful on my drive to work this morning :sarcasm:

How about a heads-up next time? (assholes)

[liberalmuse]

3. They only did the first and maybe the second tests...

Did they do the actual collision today?

[littlebit]

4. That is suppose to happen

sometime in october.

[liberalmuse]

2. Do you think that will happen?

I'm no scientist, but I have a hard time believing that all the black holes created after this experiment will quickly dissipate. I've lived on planet earth long enough to know that when you add humans to the mix, you get some major fuck ups. Anyway, if a black hole decided to stick around, it wouldn't swallow us until about the time the Mayans have predicted the world would end anyway. Then again, the scientists are about 1,000 times smarter than I am (hopefully).

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. Good

I'm not paying any more Estimated Taxes.

[hemphammock]

6. Sounds about right...I just got my annuity converted to cash, the check is in the mail.

(IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW)

Actually not even kidding. Sheesh.


:D